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    simpforsophies posted an update 10 months, 3 weeks ago

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        boomboompancakes replied 10 months, 3 weeks ago

        Boinga! I see you only joined eleven days ago and Berry and I still haven’t given you a proper welcome to the SGE site! Berry, get the welcome wagon!

        “Way ahead of you, Twig!”

        *Berry wheels in the musical wagon which begins to play music*

        *i dance around and sing*

        Welcome welcome welcome

        A fine welcome to you!

        *Berry twirls by you as she joins the song*

        “Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do?”

        *she blows a trumpet in your ear and twirls away*

        *i skip all around banging a drum*

        Welcome welcome welcome

        I say hip hip hooray!

        *Berry and I both dance and harmonize on this last line*

        Welcome welcome welcome to SGE todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

        *i toss confetti* WHOOOOOO

        *Berry points up her wand and fireworks shoot out and explode in the air: POOM, POOM, POOM, POOM, POOOMMM*

        *I pull out a felt pop-up card and hold it out to you*

        *it opens, and out pop swan icons and colorful letters spelling out “WELCOME TO THE SGE SITE!”*

        *”WELCOME TO SGE!” cheer recorded voices from the card, which then proceeds to spray glitter in your face*

        *we laugh*

        So, congratulations! You’ve fallen down the rabbit hole into the wonderland that is the SGE site! It’s an endless kaleidoscope of stories, friendships, poems, random silliness…

        “Food fights, parties, near-death experiences, imaginary friends like me…”

        And just overall insanity. But the main rule is, insanity means…

        *in unison* FUN!

        “There are very few rules here. One of them is, don’t kill anypony. Fighting is okay. Fighting with food, weapons, magic, pillows, anything, the more intense it gets the more fun it is–just no actual bloodshed.”

        Oh, and watch out for Bob, the alien who stole the 12th puzzle piece of the swan search game.

        “And NEVER quote The Bee Movie. EVER. Otherwise the shadows will come alive and try to kill us all.”

        Some newbies in the past have done this despite repeated warnings, but seriously it is VERY VERY DANGEROUS. And having too many Bee Movie Incidents takes the fun out of it. So for the love of EVERYTHING, please refrain.

        The RP groups are just for writing stories. You make bios for your characters and start writing! There are also, of course, as you probably saw, groups for talking about the books, and a group for asking Soman questions, and one for talking about who you want to play the characters when the movies come out, etc.

        Most of the talking about random stuff and getting up to all kinds of chaos happens on the Open Chat.

        “The Open Chat is closed for repairs right now, but we have a doc to replace it until it comes back! ”

        We suggest going to the first post on @catsruleforever‘s activity page to learn more of the basics around this place.

        So. Now that’s we’ve said all this..

        Enjoy being part of the Ever Never Army!

        “If you have any questions, just ask. Everycreature here is super nice and will totally help you out! 🙂 ”

          simpforsophies replied 10 months, 3 weeks ago

          dude what is with everyone hatin on the bee movie

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