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*You all enter a room full of stain glass and frescos on the wall depicting the greatest memories we have of Twig and Berry, and it’s filled to the brim of Berry sugar sculptures. A throne appears, one for each of them, and a banner drops out of the sky* YOU’RE NUMBER ONE (LITERALLY!)
*I (In my Victorian Gothic dress, what else?) motion to an endlessly long table filled with food and an endless wall of food related w.eapons.*
*I pass Berry a MASSIVE piece of paper allowing her to do whatever she wants to anyone during this food fight, even as Twig sighs.*
*A magical set of Flowerground vines yanks you all to a chair, just for a second. I raise my glass*
TO THE GREATEST PARTY PLANNERS AND HIGHEST POINT GETTERS ON THE SITE, THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES!
*Party hats are passed out, courtesy of Malin*
*I snicker as I watch Berry curse some of the food*
This should make for an interesting food fight!
*The karaoke machine arises on the left side of my activity and a playlist of every song Twig has ever played at a party begins*
*Berry and I conjure some magical animals to stroll around and make this interesting*
HAVE A BLAST, EVERYONE!
*I laugh and yank a set of caramel super soakers from the wall, and spray them @Uraza169 and @flowerground66
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HI
SPOE
Ahh! Welcome! *Pelts you with gummy bears*
*Whaps you with a spear of hard caramel*
*i stand here wide-eyed and opened mouthed*
**.ly. frICK–
“WOOHOOOOOO!!!”
*Berry throws a cursed apple into @delilahkitty ‘s mouth and the moment her teeth catch it she is suddenly made out of gooey caramel*
“HA HA HAAA!”
*she flies into the air and spins around and around in place in a wild blur flinging apples like that with a variety of effects in all directions*
Wait, highest point getters?? You mean–
*i check the leaderboard and my eyes widen even more, my jaw hitting the floor*
HOLY FRICK.
“Yo Twig help me kick all these guys B.UTTS!”
Okay!!!
*i leap on the back of a large pig and ride it around the room, shooting my jelly gun and squirting condiments and flinging cookie dough at everycreature I see*
*I magick myself back to normal and tie Berry up with licorice. The rest of you get dropped into my famous unbeatable voids with her*
*I whisper untie Berry and use the licorice to make a lasso, which I use to take down the pig that Twig is riding*
HEYYYYYY *comes in wearing the X-men jumpsuit cause I’m insane* Hello caramel peopleeeeeee
*Pins you to the wall with bubble gum because I can*
*Stuffs a pecan pie into @mindlle‘s face*
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pArTy TiMe!!!!
YAYY
*eats food because it’s almost dinner time (which equals approximately an hour and a half before dinner) and I’m hungry*
Actually I’m always hungry.
*gasps and uses my talent to escape the gum* That is just rude *stuffs face with mashed potatoes and gravy for no reason*
*Flings @anadilforever7 and @boomboompancakes into a potato pit*
*eats all dah potatoes* Thank uuuuu *super speedily runs out of pit* Im full now thoughhh, thanks a lot
@delilahkitty
HOW DARE YOU– oh wait its actually really good *I like my lips eating all the pie I could reach* Delilah– you. are. dead. I throw tomato juice on your dress
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Happy death day me- *I think as I yeet myself into the potato pit so you cant find me*
*tomato sauce
*I smack you with a beet and glue you to the wall with hot caramel*
*hides in my DJ booth and starts throwing sushi bombs at everyone*
*Bats away a sushi bomb and sips root beer, which I’m craving super bad right now*
Beets?! Come on!! Who are you? Oh no, hold up– DWIGHT?! IS THAT YOU
*hopes that you have seen the office and understands the joke*
BEARS BEETS BATLESTAR GALACTICA
*Pelts everyone with beets*
*punches beets aside and throws butter beer at you* AEEEEEEEEEEE
*I run into the room, claim a large space by the corner, and proceed to speed-build an impenetrable fortress made of rock candy, from which I fire exploding bonbons and caramel grenades at @boomboompancakes, @mindlle, and @delilahkitty through tiny weapon holes*
*Berry swipes her hands through the air, making any exploding bonbons and caramel grenades that are coming at her or me just swerve in all other directions, exploding on @anadilforever7 @sportsgirl19 and @delilahkitty instead*
*she teleports inside @sandol‘s fortress and bombards her with tons of pear grenades of anguish*
*she then grabs Sandol and teleports her back outside the fortress, before super-speed zipping around her tying her up with super-strong licorice and hanging her from the ceiling*
*meanwhile, i’m running around the room shooting jelly and squirting condiments and hurling jawbreakers at @mindlle @effie and @delilahkitty *
*i sm.ash pies in all of their faces*
*Backflips in an attempt to avoid the caramel, but a little gets stuck on me anyways. I throw down a rock candy palace and from the ceiling throw tomatoes down on everyone*
*dodges jawbreakers*
*except some of them hit me*
*grabs tomatoes and throws at Twig*
*I drop all of you in my voids* Ha! You can’t get out!
*doesn’t try to get out because I figure someone else will figure out a way*
*sleeps so that I have actually energy later*
(This plan may backfire on my but y’know.)
*grabs you so you come down with us* Stop blowing holes in our ship!
*by now i’m dead cuz i was too busy to check the site 😂😂😂 someone revive meeee 🥺
*revives you only to drop you in a vat of sticky syrup*
*I eat my way through the licorice bonds tying my shoulders, then get my hands free and break off more licorice to eat. I use my leftover caramel to add glue to the licorice, before shooting the licorice to stick to the other end of the ceiling and using it to swing Tarzan-style or like Spidergirl. From above everyone’s heads, I pour an entire vat of melted chocolate upon you all and drench you in chocolate*
IM ALIVEEEEEE but now i’m stuck again- 😭
*Berry teleports out of the void, grabs onto @delilahkitty, and teleports back into the void taking Delilah with her*
*then she conjures dozens of spinning ***** of scalding-hot soup and sending them all flying at Delilah in rapid succession, burning her skin as they hit*
*meanwhile, i’m shooting exploding pancakes at @effie and @sandol *
*I create a forcefield around me so that the pancakes bounce off it and rebound to explode at @boomboompancakes, before taking down the forcefield so I can run off to arm myself with more food. I grab a toy water-gun (it appeared out of nowhere) and load it with syrup, which I squirt at @anadilforever7 @mindlle and @sportsgirl19
*i dodge all the pancakes so they explode on @delilahkitty @mindlle and @anadilforever7 instead*
*I heal myself and kill you all with one scream*
i explode a chocolate bomb that knocks everyone out except my teammates and me* WHOS ON MY TEAM AND WANTS TO LIVE
BUT I KILLED YOU
Well, we’re all ghosts now I guess!
Oh hey, I can float stuff now!
*i float a giant jawbreaker the size of a soccer ball and send it flying at full speed towards @delilahkitty to LITERALLY break her jaw*
I AM A FREEE BIRDDDD BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HIT ME *touches Sandol and takes forcefield stuff* AHAHAHA *makes force field and starts quoting Marvel* DURING A FIGHT THERE USALLY INSNT THIS MUCH TALKING – FALCON, CIVIL WAR
Ayyyy congrats guys!!! That’s awesome!
Uh, would you like a brownie?
Hmm this seems like a bad time. Brownies are for eating not throwing, please and thank you.
*takes and eats brownie*
i got revived @delilahkitty hehehehe ok sooo who wants to be on my teammmmm?
YAYAYAYAYAAAA BATMANNNN GET READY FOR THIS *copies and pastes all the quotes I know*
“I am Iron Man”- Iron Man
“I can do this all day…”- Captain America
“Bring me Thanos!”- Thor
“I’m always angry…”- Hulk
“I’m multitasking…”- Black Widow
“Yeah, well get in line”- Hawkeye
“Wakanda Forever!”- Black Panther
“Is that everyone?”- Doctor Strange
“Hey everyone…”- Spider-Man
“Star Lord man…”- Star Lord
“I am Groot”- Groot
“Don’t call me a Raccoon!…”- Rocket
“Idiots…”- Gamora
“I’ll do you one better…”- Drax
“I’m ****?…”- Mantis
“On your left…”- Falcon
“I’m with you till the end of the line…”- Bucky
“The king lives…”- Okoye
“I just feel you…”- Vision
“It’s my job…”- Scarlett Witch
“Boom, you looking for this?”- War Machine
“Pick on someone your own size!”- Ant-Man
“You punch too hard, you kill someone”- Wasp
“Didn’t want to steal your thunder”- Captain Marvel
“Tony…you can rest now..”- Pepper Potts
“I love you 3000”- Morgan Stark
“I just wanted a sister!”- Nebula
“Didn’t see that coming?”- Quick Silver
“Wouldn’t say no to a tuna melt”- Wong
“Here we go!”- Valkyrie
“What are those!…”- Shuri
“Excelsior!”- Stan Lee
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*I teleport away before getting a broken jaw*
*touches you and gets the ablity to teleport* WEEEEEEEEEE *teleports everywhere*
“I’m a general wheeeeee” sry, my inner Hamilton superfan couldn’t resist
XD *continues to teleport in puffs of smoke*
*munches on brownie*
Yeah, that’s not the choice I would’ve gone with…
*rigs the light fixture to shoot brownies at everyone below*
EVERYONE ATTACK (Retreat)
Attack (Retreat)
What are you doing, Lee? Get back on your feet
*casually eats one*
BUT THERE IS SO MANY OF THEM!!
IM SORRY IS THIS NOT YOUR SPEED??!!
HAMILTON!
Ready, sir!
HAVE LAFAYETTE TAKE THE LEAD
1000 SOLDERS DIE IN 100 DEGREE HEAT
AS WE ****** A STALEMATE FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT
sna.tch
Charles Lee was left behind with out —
He started saying this to any body who would listen:
*Floats into the room in a cloud of multicolored pastel bubbles, seven days late after having procrastinated on making an intro*
Greetings! CONGRATS TWIG AND BERRY!!
*Sprays Amara with pho broth, seven days late once again but iT’S FINE*
*Pops all of your bubbles and drops you in ramen before getting a tortilla and wrapping it around myself to dry off*