*You all enter a room full of stain glass and frescos on the wall depicting the greatest memories we have of Twig and Berry, and it’s filled to the brim of Berry sugar sculptures. A throne appears, one for each of them, and a banner drops out of the sky* YOU’RE NUMBER ONE (LITERALLY!)
*I (In my Victorian Gothic dress, what else?) motion to an endlessly long table filled with food and an endless wall of food related w.eapons.*
*I pass Berry a MASSIVE piece of paper allowing her to do whatever she wants to anyone during this food fight, even as Twig sighs.*
*A magical set of Flowerground vines yanks you all to a chair, just for a second. I raise my glass*
TO THE GREATEST PARTY PLANNERS AND HIGHEST POINT GETTERS ON THE SITE, THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES!
*Party hats are passed out, courtesy of Malin*
*I snicker as I watch Berry curse some of the food*
This should make for an interesting food fight!
*The karaoke machine arises on the left side of my activity and a playlist of every song Twig has ever played at a party begins*
*Berry and I conjure some magical animals to stroll around and make this interesting*
HAVE A BLAST, EVERYONE!
*I laugh and yank a set of caramel super soakers from the wall, and spray them @Uraza169 and @flowerground66
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*i stand here wide-eyed and opened mouthed*
*Berry throws a cursed apple into @delilahkitty ‘s mouth and the moment her teeth catch it she is suddenly made out of gooey caramel*
“HA HA HAAA!”
*she flies into the air and spins around and around in place in a wild blur flinging apples like that with a variety of effects in all directions*
Wait, highest point getters?? You mean–
*i check the leaderboard and my eyes widen even more, my jaw hitting the floor*
“Yo Twig help me kick all these guys B.UTTS!”
*i leap on the back of a large pig and ride it around the room, shooting my jelly gun and squirting condiments and flinging cookie dough at everycreature I see*
*I magick myself back to normal and tie Berry up with licorice. The rest of you get dropped into my famous unbeatable voids with her*
HEYYYYYY *comes in wearing the X-men jumpsuit cause I’m insane* Hello caramel peopleeeeeee
*eats food because it’s almost dinner time (which equals approximately an hour and a half before dinner) and I’m hungry*
Actually I’m always hungry.
*gasps and uses my talent to escape the gum* That is just rude *stuffs face with mashed potatoes and gravy for no reason*
HOW DARE YOU– oh wait its actually really good *I like my lips eating all the pie I could reach* Delilah– you. are. dead. I throw tomato juice on your dress
Happy death day me- *I think as I yeet myself into the potato pit so you cant find me*
*hides in my DJ booth and starts throwing sushi bombs at everyone*
Beets?! Come on!! Who are you? Oh no, hold up– DWIGHT?! IS THAT YOU
*hopes that you have seen the office and understands the joke*
*punches beets aside and throws butter beer at you* AEEEEEEEEEEE
*Berry swipes her hands through the air, making any exploding bonbons and caramel grenades that are coming at her or me just swerve in all other directions, exploding on @anadilforever7 @sportsgirl19 and @delilahkitty instead*
*she teleports inside @sandol‘s fortress and bombards her with tons of pear grenades of anguish*
*she then grabs Sandol and teleports her back outside the fortress, before super-speed zipping around her tying her up with super-strong licorice and hanging her from the ceiling*
*meanwhile, i’m running around the room shooting jelly and squirting condiments and hurling jawbreakers at @mindlle @effie and @delilahkitty *
*i sm.ash pies in all of their faces*
*Backflips in an attempt to avoid the caramel, but a little gets stuck on me anyways. I throw down a rock candy palace and from the ceiling throw tomatoes down on everyone*
*except some of them hit me*
*grabs tomatoes and throws at Twig*
*grabs you so you come down with us* Stop blowing holes in our ship!
*by now i’m dead cuz i was too busy to check the site 😂😂😂 someone revive meeee 🥺
*I eat my way through the licorice bonds tying my shoulders, then get my hands free and break off more licorice to eat. I use my leftover caramel to add glue to the licorice, before shooting the licorice to stick to the other end of the ceiling and using it to swing Tarzan-style or like Spidergirl. From above everyone’s heads, I pour an entire vat of melted chocolate upon you all and drench you in chocolate*
*Berry teleports out of the void, grabs onto @delilahkitty, and teleports back into the void taking Delilah with her*
*then she conjures dozens of spinning ***** of scalding-hot soup and sending them all flying at Delilah in rapid succession, burning her skin as they hit*
*meanwhile, i’m shooting exploding pancakes at @effie and @sandol *
*I create a forcefield around me so that the pancakes bounce off it and rebound to explode at @boomboompancakes, before taking down the forcefield so I can run off to arm myself with more food. I grab a toy water-gun (it appeared out of nowhere) and load it with syrup, which I squirt at @anadilforever7 @mindlle and @sportsgirl19
i explode a chocolate bomb that knocks everyone out except my teammates and me* WHOS ON MY TEAM AND WANTS TO LIVE
Well, we’re all ghosts now I guess!
Oh hey, I can float stuff now!
*i float a giant jawbreaker the size of a soccer ball and send it flying at full speed towards @delilahkitty to LITERALLY break her jaw*
I AM A FREEE BIRDDDD BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HIT ME *touches Sandol and takes forcefield stuff* AHAHAHA *makes force field and starts quoting Marvel* DURING A FIGHT THERE USALLY INSNT THIS MUCH TALKING – FALCON, CIVIL WAR
Ayyyy congrats guys!!! That’s awesome!
Uh, would you like a brownie?
Hmm this seems like a bad time. Brownies are for eating not throwing, please and thank you.
i got revived @delilahkitty hehehehe ok sooo who wants to be on my teammmmm?
YAYAYAYAYAAAA BATMANNNN GET READY FOR THIS *copies and pastes all the quotes I know*
“I am Iron Man”- Iron Man
“I can do this all day…”- Captain America
“Bring me Thanos!”- Thor
“I’m always angry…”- Hulk
“I’m multitasking…”- Black Widow
“Yeah, well get in line”- Hawkeye
“Wakanda Forever!”- Black Panther
“Is that everyone?”- Doctor Strange
“Hey everyone…”- Spider-Man
“Star Lord man…”- Star Lord
“I am Groot”- Groot
“Don’t call me a Raccoon!…”- Rocket
“I’ll do you one better…”- Drax
“I’m ****?…”- Mantis
“On your left…”- Falcon
“I’m with you till the end of the line…”- Bucky
“The king lives…”- Okoye
“I just feel you…”- Vision
“It’s my job…”- Scarlett Witch
“Boom, you looking for this?”- War Machine
“Pick on someone your own size!”- Ant-Man
“You punch too hard, you kill someone”- Wasp
“Didn’t want to steal your thunder”- Captain Marvel
“Tony…you can rest now..”- Pepper Potts
“I love you 3000”- Morgan Stark
“I just wanted a sister!”- Nebula
“Didn’t see that coming?”- Quick Silver
“Wouldn’t say no to a tuna melt”- Wong
“Here we go!”- Valkyrie
“What are those!…”- Shuri
“Excelsior!”- Stan Lee
*touches you and gets the ablity to teleport* WEEEEEEEEEE *teleports everywhere*
“I’m a general wheeeeee” sry, my inner Hamilton superfan couldn’t resist
*rigs the light fixture to shoot brownies at everyone below*
EVERYONE ATTACK (Retreat)
What are you doing, Lee? Get back on your feet
*casually eats one*
BUT THERE IS SO MANY OF THEM!!
IM SORRY IS THIS NOT YOUR SPEED??!!
1000 SOLDERS DIE IN 100 DEGREE HEAT
AS WE ****** A STALEMATE FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT
*Floats into the room in a cloud of multicolored pastel bubbles, seven days late after having procrastinated on making an intro*
Greetings! CONGRATS TWIG AND BERRY!!
*Sprays Amara with pho broth, seven days late once again but iT’S FINE*
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