My Ranking Points
“Being a Total Hester About The SGE Series” #4
Yep today i shall be doing a beautiful, nice, definitely not attacking Tedros or Hester, review of the 2nd book :))) (yes i have read OTK and i will always have a little resentment for him just bc it only took (blank) to make him realize he needed to man up. But also bc its fun making fun of him.
Wow thank u all so much! Thats a lot of tags! 15 tags *sips tea then chokes on it from happiness* alright well here it is:
1: the one book where sophie is like “lol what even is a bf?” And i idolize it :3
2: teddy, teddy, teddy *sigh* boy, i have a lot to say bout you. I havent read the second book since January BUT I REMEMBER THIS LITTLE WORM. *stares very intensely into tedros’ printed eyes on the book cover* Tedros, you might have been tortured by Aric, yes, i will agree, but you are a SLIMY, DUNG EATING, PUFFY, DUMB, AND A SAD EXCUSE OF A PRINCE (in this book, the third book, and a bit of the fourth book) and what do u use for that brilliant mint smell? I need some of it. Unless you sweat mint leaves, then you should probably see a doctor about that. I am now very concerned for the boy i just called slimy. Someone go help him. Please.
3: ok well, lets see… I remember when Hester got stabbed. It must have been like stabbing a pear. Not that hester is a pear, im just saying she reacted like a pear, er- THE NEXT THING THATS GONNA BE SAID IS THAT HESTER IS ACTUALLY PART FRUIT. she didn’t cry thats why
4: aric has no soul. He actually has nothing. I know right, such a surprise. He tried to kill a PEAR AND A MINT-SWEATING SLIMY BOY! HOW DARE HE! WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OF FRUITS AND HESTER AND TEDROS HAVE TO MAKE CHILDREN SO THEY CAN EAT MINTY PEARS- ugh what am i saying. Quarantine, amma right?
Ok then. We learned a lot from today. And im starting daily challenges at the end of these. Daily challenge: What character would you be, and why?
I would probably be Reena, though i am not as pretty 🙁
And im taking suggestions for the next “BTHASGE” (thats Being a Total Hester about the sge series) episode!
The first book?
The sixth book?
You can suggest it and i will try to make the episode (episode meaning the next post like this)!!
This is THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I’VE READ SINCE YOUR LAST POST!!!! I’m DYING OF LAUGHTER RN!!! 🤣😅😂😂🤣 (Maybe not on the outside tho, just so that no one hears me, but 100% on the inside…)
Honestly, I think I would be an Agatha because she always tries to be Good and sometimes gets in the way of others since she trusts herself over anyone else.
I think you should Book 1 since many people haven’t finished Book 6 (including me). I’m happy you have loads of tags: you really deserve all of them! Thanks for tagging me and I can’t wait ’til your next post! 🥰🤩🤩😊😊
Tag me please! I laughed SO hard! 🙂 I would probably be Nicola, because i look like her, I love to read/bake and i am really smart ( I like to brag a bit), and i am very confident (that doesn’t mean i have friends though/ or am popular!) But yeah, cant wait for your next one, if you’re doing one! 🙂
I DESPISE THE TERM “MAN UP” FOR SEVERAL REASON WHICH I DETAILED IN MY ACTIVITY
honestly, I think I’d be Kiko.
Hehe I’m happy now XD
I honestly think u should do all of them and as quickly as possible pls! (That is one of the reasons y im Hester, the others being I’m super smart – and not modest XD -, ambitious, sarcastic and cool – NO ONE TRY TO TELL ME HESTERS NOT COOL).
Im working on the #5 today and should be posting it soon! Its a beautiful review on the first book 😈