My Ranking Points
“Being a Total Hester About The SGE Series” #4
Today I am doing a nice review on book uno! Book number one for the people who can’t speak Italian. (Psst, im joking)
Gained two new taggers!! I love you all so much for this! Thank you all for being the amazing sge family i know we are. *tears up and sighs*
Anyway, Let’s start roasting- i mean, reviewing the first book:))
1: sophie went from a princess peach to a witchy beast
2: agatha went from a shy witch to a sly prince(ess) (i wanted to say prince bc it rhymed but then she is a princess so yeah)
3: I have nothing to say to tedros. He was, to me, an empty character, very much like a baby who just woke up from a long nap. He didn’t really have anything unique about him except being Arthur’s heir. Sad to say, the most interesting about Teddy the wee baby, is his famous daddy and mummy. Ohhh da wee baby is gonna cwy, aww you want someone to hold you, you wittle baby? What about your ‘tinky diapey? He wants his pacey now.. aww
No, disgusting, tedros killed a little boy, YOU MAKE ME SICK UGH i dont blame agatha calling u a ‘donkey’ (u all get what i mean)
4: sophie, sweetie, someone get this girl a plate of cinnamon rolls. When i was her age (like right now) i only think about how fast i can get my minecraft mansion built and what color i would want to color my hair (I WANT RED HIGHLIGHTS LIKE THE BRIGHTEST RED THAT EXISTS) i wonder if ted– oh . My . Macaroni . Tedros is a roblox character. He has the blocky body. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! The stinky diaper; the empty character that stares into space; the grand backstory that only lead to curly hair and disappointment. He is a roblox character that sweats mint and has a squidward nose.
5: agatha, if i could meet u in person, i would probably fall in love with u. Look; she’s more a man than teddy. Sophie’s more a man than him AND SHE WAS A BOY AND A GIRL (2nd book flashback. I meant to put this in. Sophie has been a prince, a princess, and a witch)
Agatha, i want u to go on vacation. Do it.
Alright, this one i was losing some motivation to keep it funny a bit so im sorry if it wasnt up to par. :(( but here is your daily challenge. If you could switch places with any character, who would u switch with? And im taking suggestions for the next episode! So, yeah. I would switch with Anadil bc one- hester would be my best friend and soon to be gf (whattt? Yeah, surprising, right? Im a panicked pansexual and hester is amazing) and two- i imagine anadil as a young girl with long blonde hair and frightening red eyes. I love it.
LOL!!! I loved it, so funny! I would probably switch places with Agatha/Reena, because i”’m quite like both of them. Reena’s is awesome, but doesn’t want the spotlight, and Aggie is like a me, but just lived in a graveyard. If I lived in Gavaldon, I would probably be the Witch, I love alchemy, I dislike Valentines day, and don’t wear makeup! 🙂
I despise valentines day. Last february (the day before my birthday, my b day being the 14th) i was at school and my friends were trying to pair me up with some of the ***** boys in our class. I was in gym trying to get away from them and they found one boy (he is tall, dark and really shy but kinda weird) and practically DRAGGED me to give him a hug. When i mean dragged, they pulled me on the ground by my hoodie arm. (My stomach showed and my entire chest *cough sports bra* showed and i was about to cry) the teacher thought there was a fight going on with all the girls dragging me on the floor by my hoodie and he came over there and stopped it, but it was too late. I already was forced to give him a hug and this is why i hate valentines day and one of the many reasons i have trust issues. And i never wear makeup. It makes me itch and causes acne (and i already got enough of that)
LOVED IT!!!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS! I know you said you were “losing motivation” but I still think it was REALLY AMAZING!!! The WHOLE SERIES IS! I think I would maybe switch with Dot. Not because she is fat (sorry Dot) but because she a) LOVES chocolate b) is nice and friendly most of the time c) she isn’t afraid to show her true self! 🍫🥰🥰😈😇
AHAHAHAHAA YESSSS GURL YESSSS
i would prob switch places with Agatha. I love her heart and courage
I do too, but i thought “would i really want to be in the future queen of camelot kind of situation? Nah, i would rather be a small and secret witch minding my own business in a private town
OMG! THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOTURE! I FEEL SO BAD
As a matter of fact I have a similar story
Oki so in art class i used to sit next to a rlly cute guy (tho i didnt like him cause my best friend used to like him so i thought i would be awkward) and we had good times laughing and stuff and so one day the teacher made us all new seating arangments.
about a week goes by and one day the cute guy’s twin (they do not look like twins. at ALL) came up to me and told me that the cute guys liked me.
so the next few days whenever im walking with my friends and my friends see the cute guy in the hall they r like freaking out and i just want to DIEEEEEE.
so yeah. THEN. oh boy.
im in art class again and my friends run up to me and they r like GUESS WHAT WE HEARD THE BOYS DOING TRUTH OR DARE AND ONE OF THE DARES FOR “cute guy” WAS TO COME AND GIVE YOU A HUG SO WHENHE COMES JUST PUSH HIM AWAY
and so i start sweating and turn red and im like IMA JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM and i legit SPRINT to the bathroom and hide their until the end of class
Lol! I honestly feel bad since I know that that’s really embarrassing (I really don’t understand why people would do that, knowing that it would make you feel embarrassed 🙄)!!!! I am kinda empathetic right now cuz some people are just super annoying when they do things like that!!! 🙄🙄😶😫
lol, that sounds embarrassing, hop its not too awkward now! 🙂 I have never done that to anyone/had it happen to me, but I have listened in on some REALLY awkward conversations! Its normally about who the girls like/ going to ask out, and then they say not to tell anyone to their besties they’re talking to! And I am literally just standing in the queue in front of them, and then I look back and smile at them, and they go bright red from embarrassment, and swear for me not to tell! btw, I don’t mean to stalk, I am just fairly unnoticeable! 😛
OK… so I rlly dont wanna seem unsupportive bc I still loved all these but I can never stop myself from being honest (still cant work out if thats a flaw or not XD) so yes, these weren’t as good as the others but dont lose motivation cuz were all gonna encourage u! I would swap places w Hester bc she is just the coolest most amazing character everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@doublen i getcha. I realllyyyy would like to do simple witchcraft like oils and crystals and stuff but im in a religious Christian family so i cant do it 🙁
Lol!! I think i’d switch places with Agatha just bc i would love to be her and to fall in love with that mity sweating roblox character:))
Wow- but of course. Who wouldn’t be attracted to *looks at tedros with a nervous smile*…that…?
*big gasp*!!! What made you change your mind? I find Tedros ok, when you empathise his situation you realize that he has a lot of pressure!
I still find him really annoying, he needs more character development, he needs to be more grateful to Sophie, she saved him SO many times.
I just feel like he could have been a better character towards the end. To me, Sophie was the best character because she had major character development, Aggie didn’t change much and Tedros had a few emotional scenes but he never got his head in the game(get it? Well he never stepped it up).
@cocostar i totally get what u mean. I dont wish harm upon him, he just needs to have a TON of character development
@take2007 Can’t wait for your next episode!
Also, this whole conversation about Tedros’s character development is just… WOW! Lol.
Also, I don’t mean to be rude! I just think it’s kinda funny how EVERYONE agrees on the fact that he has the least development; I mean, even people on like, Youtube (for example) think the same thing! Again, not tryna be rude or anything, I agree with y’all! 😁😋😎🤣🥰