teamjoanne posted an update 1 week, 6 days ago

    @royalfudge @leilamofwoodsbeyond @sapphy @lauraofnetherwood @everimagine @dotalltheway @ravenclawjedi
    Y’ALL ARE THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD NOW OKAY
    you can choose which ones you are, fight each other if need be
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    if you find this in your mentions, it was a dare from Blondie hehehehehehehehe

        dotalltheway replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        *I jump in through the window and confetti falls from the ceiling*
        “Um, hello”

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 6 days ago

          oh my god you’re active
          JESSSSS I’VE MISSED YOUUUUU

        sapphy replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        *i fall through the window and land in a mound of confetti*
        *it takes about five minutes to get out*
        Hi there!

        royalfudge replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        *I nyoom in on a flying rainbow turkey*
        Allo!
        I feel like we’ll be saying weird things on this post for the next while.

        teamjoanne replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        *I fly in on an aardvark*
        me too.

          royalfudge replied 1 week, 6 days ago

          Don’t you mean:
          *I nyoom in on an aardvark*?

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 6 days ago

          omg I’m so sorry
          *I nyoom in on an aardvark*

          royalfudge replied 1 week, 6 days ago

          *sighs in relief*
          That’s better.
          Also, I feel like being a wonder of the world. I recently read a book that revolved around the ancient wonders of the world, so I know a lot more about them than I thought I ever would.

        sapphy replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        *I nyoom back into the confetti pile and jump around*

        everimagine replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        HOIIIIII *I fall out of the sky into a giant pile of confetti*

        royalfudge replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        *throws cherry bombs at everyone, sending them flying into mounds of ice cream*
        Muahahahaha

          sapphy replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          *I chuck a pie at you and nyoom back into the confetti*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          FOOD FIGHTTTTT

        sapphy replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        *I pop up with a bowl of crumbled Digestives and tip it over your head and then jump back into the confetti*

          royalfudge replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          *I turn the confetti into candies, and you with them*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          *I feed Bel the sweet to one of Cath and Johannes’ puppies*

          royalfudge replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          XDXD
          *I tackle Grace from behind, and dunk her in a *** of quick-drying chocolate*
          You look like one of those chocolate Santa’s people have for Christmas.
          Just less fat.

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 5 days ago

          *I pour a vat of syrup onto Kira’s head*
          good luck washing that out of your hair!

        sapphy replied 1 week, 5 days ago

        *i un-digest myself*
        *I go back to normal*
        *I proceed to hate you all*

        royalfudge replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        You su.ck.
        I also hate that su.ck is censored.
        Anyways…
        *I use the syrup to style my hair*
        You know, Grace, not everything requires fighting back.
        *I grab Grace and Bel, throw them on a turkey, and send the turkey to dump them into steaming chocolate sauce*

          sapphy replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          I hate you
          *I leap out of the chocolate sauce and grate cheese onto your hair*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          *I nyoom out of the chocolate and tie Kira’s legs and arms together with strawberry laces*

        sapphy replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        *I highfive Grace and then turn the cheese grater on her*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          *I unleash Cath and Johannes’ puppies on Bel while yeeting eggs at Bel*

        sapphy replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        I am the biggest Puppies stan so I get to control them
        *they leap at you and I start grating your face. Skin comes off in ribbons and I feed it to the dogs*
        I’m in a gruesome mood.

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          … you don’t say
          *I use a healing spell on my face, and summon a sword and stab Bel in the thigh.*
          XD this isn’t really a food right anymore

        sapphy replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        *I use a healing spell on my leg and summon a huge cheesegrater and grate your face in half*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          *once again I heal my face and summon a flock of birds who peck at your face, drawing blood*
          the birds work for the bourgeoisie

        sapphy replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        I also be middle class, although I be socialist labour voter-aspirant
        *the bird turn on you and start pecking your heart out*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 4 days ago

          why are you attacking a fellow future labour voter?
          *grab one of the birds by the throat*

        sapphy replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        *the birds fly away and we start waving labour flags* If the general election is anything to go by, we need all the votes we can get.

        eloiseruizpalma replied 1 week, 4 days ago

        *i explode*

          teamjoanne replied 1 week, 3 days ago

          *I put you back together*

        everimagine replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        *I keep chilling in the corner with my candy floss cat*

        royalfudge replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        This is…
        Strange, to say the least.
        *I shrug, wash my hair with magic, and sit down*
        Now, I feel like eating something.

          royalfudge replied 1 week, 3 days ago

          As in, something I actually WANT to eat, not something random and creepy you stuff in my face.

        everimagine replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        Here, Fudge! *I throw fudge a slice of cake*

        teamjoanne replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        *I place a piece of bacon on Fudge’s forehead, and skip off*

        leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week, 3 days ago

        (I feel like I’m going to regret commenting on this post, but too late now!)
        *I steal the bacon from Fudge’s forehead and eat it*
        ARE WE NOT GOING TO ARGUE OVER WHICH WONDER WE ALL ARE???
        Wait, that brings up a good question. What wonder do you guys think I would be?
        *shrugs*
        *I pour a crate of sprinkles over Grace’s head*

          everimagine replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          I want the Colosseum! Leila I feel like you would be Chichén Itzá…idk why

          ravenclawjedi replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          I’M THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON FITE ME!!!!!!!!!
          *gets out trademark popcorn and sprinkle bazooka*

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          (Eek, I have no idea what the Chichen Itza is, lol)

        royalfudge replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        *gasps*
        My bacon. Somebody stole my bacon. Leila stole my bacon. I AM NOT AMUSED
        Okie, anyways. Are we doing ancient wonders of the world? If so, I’m claiming the Lighthouse of Alexandria. I wish that the Library of Alexandria still existed…
        Anyways, Maddie, GIMME THAT POPCORN.
        You know how much I love it.

          ravenclawjedi replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          *yeets popcorn to her* Here ya go!

          ravenclawjedi replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          We need a better way to do this…*gets out trademark popcorn cannon* GET YER POPCORN! *goes crazy and shoots popcorn everywhere*

        everimagine replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        Woohoo! *I use a big bag to catch alllllll the popcorn* nom nom

        teamjoanne replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        so I go to sleep and then leave for school and I come back to THIS. oh god what have I done

          everimagine replied 1 week, 2 days ago

          Hehehehe

        royalfudge replied 1 week, 2 days ago

        Leilei, as much as I love you, no. My lighthouse. *steals my bacon back* My bacon! Muahahahaha
        *I get out a giant bag for popcorn, and catch a lot of it in the bag*
        Yum
        *I pop some into my mouth*
        Double yum

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 1 week ago

          Aaaand of course I accidentally deleted my earlier comment :I
          *I grab handfuls of popcorn out of the air and shove them into my mouth until I look like a chipmunk*
          Delicious!
          *Then I grab a bag and start storing some*
          Dang it, I wanted to be the light in rocky times. I suppose you probably deserve it more anyways, though.
          So which wonder would I…[Read more]

          royalfudge replied 6 days, 22 hours ago

          XDXD
          Hello, my lovely chipmunk friend.
          I see you as the pyramid in Giza. Grand and large, storing treasures inside.
          *I eat the bacon*
          You’re not getting that back!

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 5 days ago

          *I chew and swallow so I can talk*
          Hello, my lovely non-chipmunk friend! XD
          Grand and large? Are you calling me fat?! Just kidding, just kidding, lolol
          Hmm, interesting! I can sort of imagine me being either the Pyramid of Giza or the Temple of Artemis.
          *I wave a hand, and bacon is conjured in front of me*
          Haha, I don’t need that bacon!
          *I take a…[Read more]

          royalfudge replied 5 days ago

          XD no, no, you’re not fat.
          Yeah, I saw you as both of those- but I picked the pyramid.
          *I steal your bacon*
          Hehe
          *I run away*

          everimagine replied 4 days, 22 hours ago

          If we’re doing ancient wonders, I want Temple of Artemis >:)

        teamjoanne replied 6 days, 8 hours ago

        *poofs into existence*
        HIGH ON A HILL WAS A LONELY GOATHERD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

          sapphy replied 6 days, 5 hours ago

          LOUD WAS THE VOICE OF THE LONELY GOATHERD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

          royalfudge replied 6 days, 5 hours ago

          *frowns*
          I am going to sit here, listening. I have no idea what’s going on XD

          teamjoanne replied 6 days, 5 hours ago

          FOLKS IN A TOWN THAT WAS QUITE REMOTE HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

        sapphy replied 6 days, 5 hours ago

        ***** AND CLEAR FROM THE GOATHERD’S THROAT HEAD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL ODL-OO

          teamjoanne replied 6 days, 4 hours ago

          OHO LAYEE ODLLEE-OO
          OHO LAYEE ODL AY
          OHO LAYEE ODDLLE-OO
          HODODLLEEOAY

        sapphy replied 6 days, 4 hours ago

        A PRINCE ON THE BRIDGE OF A CASTLE MOAT HEARD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

          teamjoanne replied 6 days, 4 hours ago

          MEN ON THE ROAD WITH A LOAD TO TOTE HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

        sapphy replied 6 days, 3 hours ago

        MEN IN THE MIDST OF A TABLE D’HOTE HEARD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

          teamjoanne replied 6 days, 1 hour ago

          MEN DRINKING BEER WITH THE FOAM AFLOAT HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

        royalfudge replied 6 days ago

        *gags Grace and Bel*
        Enough already!!!!

        sapphy replied 5 days, 8 hours ago

        OHO LAYEE ODLLEE-OO
        OHO LAYEE ODL AY
        OHO LAYEE ODDLLE-OO
        HODODLLEEOAY

          royalfudge replied 5 days, 6 hours ago

          *snips vocal cords*
          Good luck singing now

        sapphy replied 5 days, 2 hours ago

        *heals myself*

          royalfudge replied 5 days ago

          *sighs*

    teamjoanne posted an update 3 weeks, 3 days ago

    since the decade is almost over, here’s a message to the people who have made my year a whole lot better.
    @sapphy
    Bel, you are one of the funniest people I know. we don’t talk as much as we did a few months ago, but what time we do spend talking, I enjoy every moment. we’ve done some crazy things together (the Cruno / Craigbastian / Bobton…[Read more]

        leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago

        Awww…
        Thank you so much, Grace
        Ily too, so much
        I really hope we can talk more, I would love to get to know you even better.
        To have shadow, you must first have light, and to feel broken, you must have been together at some point.
        <3

        blondieonfire replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago

        I love you so much Gracie
        you’re a cool bean too 🙂

        lauraofnetherwood replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

        I love speaking to you too, Grace. Happy New Year to you too x

        thecoven4ever replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

        Awww, thank you so much Gracie!
        You’re such a sweetie 😀
        I absolutely love love love talking and laughing with you too, you’re an amazing friend!
        TJ and Cocoveve forever! <3 <3 <3

        sapphy replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

        Remember that time when I talked about naming my friends’ aliases after celebrities and we went crazy?

          teamjoanne replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

          omg I remember that

          sapphy replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

          Selena Gomez and the pringles guy
          kEVIN AND GROMIT

          teamjoanne replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

          do you remember arseclown 🤣

        royalfudge replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

        <3 <3 <3
        Thank you Grace. Love live Gupert.
        I do hope we can get back to what we had… I think we will, eventually.

        sapphy replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

        C*mdumpsters :’)

          teamjoanne replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

          *wipes away tear*

        sapphy replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

        It was an emotional moment

          teamjoanne replied 3 weeks, 2 days ago

          as was the creation of queen anton

        eloiseruizpalma replied 1 week, 6 days ago

        I’m late.. Because I always am. I haven’t been on the site in like a month and it was so nice to come back to this. I really miss talking to you so much, hooman smoothie, and you’re one of the bestest friends i’ve ever made, ever. Love you so much, and I wish you a very belated happy new year full of happiness! X

    teamjoanne posted an update 1 month ago

    we love feeling like this don’t we
    I should have been there but I wasn’t
    I could have said goodbye
    I might never get that chance again, and I blew it
    I could have said sorry for being such a sh.itty friend
    because everyone just ends up getting hurt
    but I didn’t
    I f.ucking hate myself for everything
    I wouldn’t be surprised if other people do…[Read more]

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month ago

        You’re enough, Grace. You’ll always be enough. You’ll always be worth it. Always. You’re not sh.itty. You don’t have to say sorry. You’ve done nothing wrong. I’m sorry Gracie. I love you. Always. And you are more than enough.

        darkfire2010 replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        I’m so sorry to intrude on this
        We’re not very close friends I know, and maybe I shouldn’t say anything but I also know that you are loved. I see it. You’re more than worth anyone’s time
        I don’t know anyone who hates you, you are loved
        Though I understand what it is to hate yourself but you have forgive yourself for everything
        It’s okay to talk…[Read more]

        blondieonfire replied 3 weeks, 3 days ago

        Gracie
        you’re worth everything the world has to offer. don’t apologize for being yourself, you are most definitely not a ****.tty person. you’re just about the furthest thing from that, I swear.
        love you

        hestergirl09090 replied 3 weeks, 1 day ago

        Grace, your life is super valuable. You make me laugh, and the site wouldn’t be the same without you

    teamjoanne posted an update in the group Book 6: ONE TRUE KING 1 month ago

    unpopular opinion: Tedros is a Never.

        claraofnutcracker402 replied 1 month ago

        Beatrix should have been a never . Maybe?

          charcat replied 1 month ago

          yeah. I think she was in good because she’s a descendent of good

        delmil replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        me to

    teamjoanne posted an update in the group SGE MOVIE FANTASY CASTING 1 month, 2 weeks ago

    I haven’t been on here in ages I’m so sorry 😂
    anyway, I’m seeing people asking who they’d be, so… I guess I’m hoping onto the bandwagon!
    I’m quite short (only 5’1), I’m average weight, and I’m 12 years old. I have hazel eyes, pale skin and light brown hair down to my elbows. my upper lip is really thin, but my lower lip is more full. I can’t…[Read more]

        teamjoanne replied 1 month, 2 weeks ago

        hopping* sjsjs I can’t spell

        thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 1 week ago

        GRACE
        YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THE WORD BANDWAGON
        *whips out torches and black hole*
        LET’S DESTROY THIS THANG

          teamjoanne replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *yeets fire at bandwagon because Mirabella is a queen*

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          *says in a singsong voice*
          I picked the right queen to like the best!!!

          teamjoanne replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          same! but I don’t think throwing a snake at the wagon would be effective XD

          thecoven4ever replied 1 month, 1 week ago

          I mean you’re not wrong XD. But a bear….
          *Suddenly, Arsinoe and her bear appear out of nowehere and start tearing apart the bandwagon!*

    teamjoanne posted an update 2 months, 2 weeks ago

    if you ever see this, Thea… just know that I love you so fucking much, and I miss you all the time.

        thecoven4ever replied 2 months, 2 weeks ago

        I miss you too Gracie. I’m sorry.

    teamjoanne posted an update 2 months, 3 weeks ago

    hello, @sneakysnek .I’m just wondering if you know anything about this thing called the Sneaky Snek Smoothie Squad? don’t worry, I’m not accusing you of anything, and if you don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, just ignore this post 😊

    teamjoanne posted an update 2 months, 3 weeks ago

    hello! I don’t know if anyone’s going to see this, but if you’re reading this right now, hi! sorry for not being active, but I need help.
    I’m picking my GCSE options in February or March (I can’t remember which because I’m really bad with remembering dates XD) and I really can’t decide which ones to do. we have to take maths, English, science and…[Read more]

        thecoven4ever replied 2 months, 3 weeks ago

        Hey gracie! Honestly, I think you should do the four that you want, as long as you’re allowed! Doing what you want to do will mean you’re more interested in those subjects and will do better. Don’t pick spanish just because your mom wants you to. Don’t not do geography just because it’s supposed to be hard. Do the ones that you like the most! I…[Read more]

        eloiseruizpalma replied 2 months, 3 weeks ago

        Hewo Gracie. Me too, I need help! I’m choosing at the same time as you are and I have no idea what to do! We have to take Maths, English and 2-3 Sciences as well as up to two humanities (;History, Geography or REP) and either French or Spanish. Then we get to pick two extras. FOr my languages I’m definitely going to be choosing Spanish and for my…[Read more]

    teamjoanne posted an update 3 months ago

    @thecoven4ever
    Cove… please talk to us.

        eloiseruizpalma replied 2 months, 3 weeks ago

        Please?
        You’re amazing.

    teamjoanne posted an update in the group Website Central 4 months ago

    @jun
    my mentions always take a long time to load — I’m wondering if it’s just my WiFi, or if it has anything to do with the bug that the tech team experienced on Open Chat?

        ivypool2005 replied 4 months ago

        I mean, the site is generally slow because there are so many people on it (among other things), so it could be just that. If it’s very active, a page on the SGE site can take like a minute to load even if my WiFi is working fine.

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