teamjoanne

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    teamjoanne posted an update 1 month ago

    @royalfudge @leilamofwoodsbeyond @sapphy @lauraofnetherwood @everimagine @dotalltheway @ravenclawjedi
    Y’ALL ARE THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD NOW OKAY
    you can choose which ones you are, fight each other if need be
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    if you find this in your mentions, it was a dare from Blondie hehehehehehehehe

        dotalltheway replied 1 month ago

        *I jump in through the window and confetti falls from the ceiling*
        “Um, hello”

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          oh my god you’re active
          JESSSSS I’VE MISSED YOUUUUU

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *i fall through the window and land in a mound of confetti*
        *it takes about five minutes to get out*
        Hi there!

        royalfudge replied 1 month ago

        *I nyoom in on a flying rainbow turkey*
        Allo!
        I feel like we’ll be saying weird things on this post for the next while.

        teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

        *I fly in on an aardvark*
        me too.

          royalfudge replied 1 month ago

          Don’t you mean:
          *I nyoom in on an aardvark*?

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          omg I’m so sorry
          *I nyoom in on an aardvark*

          royalfudge replied 1 month ago

          *sighs in relief*
          That’s better.
          Also, I feel like being a wonder of the world. I recently read a book that revolved around the ancient wonders of the world, so I know a lot more about them than I thought I ever would.

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *I nyoom back into the confetti pile and jump around*

        everimagine replied 1 month ago

        HOIIIIII *I fall out of the sky into a giant pile of confetti*

        royalfudge replied 1 month ago

        *throws cherry bombs at everyone, sending them flying into mounds of ice cream*
        Muahahahaha

          sapphy replied 1 month ago

          *I chuck a pie at you and nyoom back into the confetti*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          FOOD FIGHTTTTT

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *I pop up with a bowl of crumbled Digestives and tip it over your head and then jump back into the confetti*

          royalfudge replied 1 month ago

          *I turn the confetti into candies, and you with them*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          *I feed Bel the sweet to one of Cath and Johannes’ puppies*

          royalfudge replied 1 month ago

          XDXD
          *I tackle Grace from behind, and dunk her in a *** of quick-drying chocolate*
          You look like one of those chocolate Santa’s people have for Christmas.
          Just less fat.

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          *I pour a vat of syrup onto Kira’s head*
          good luck washing that out of your hair!

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *i un-digest myself*
        *I go back to normal*
        *I proceed to hate you all*

        royalfudge replied 1 month ago

        You su.ck.
        I also hate that su.ck is censored.
        Anyways…
        *I use the syrup to style my hair*
        You know, Grace, not everything requires fighting back.
        *I grab Grace and Bel, throw them on a turkey, and send the turkey to dump them into steaming chocolate sauce*

          sapphy replied 1 month ago

          I hate you
          *I leap out of the chocolate sauce and grate cheese onto your hair*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          *I nyoom out of the chocolate and tie Kira’s legs and arms together with strawberry laces*

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *I highfive Grace and then turn the cheese grater on her*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          *I unleash Cath and Johannes’ puppies on Bel while yeeting eggs at Bel*

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        I am the biggest Puppies stan so I get to control them
        *they leap at you and I start grating your face. Skin comes off in ribbons and I feed it to the dogs*
        I’m in a gruesome mood.

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          … you don’t say
          *I use a healing spell on my face, and summon a sword and stab Bel in the thigh.*
          XD this isn’t really a food right anymore

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *I use a healing spell on my leg and summon a huge cheesegrater and grate your face in half*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          *once again I heal my face and summon a flock of birds who peck at your face, drawing blood*
          the birds work for the bourgeoisie

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        I also be middle class, although I be socialist labour voter-aspirant
        *the bird turn on you and start pecking your heart out*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          why are you attacking a fellow future labour voter?
          *grab one of the birds by the throat*

        sapphy replied 1 month ago

        *the birds fly away and we start waving labour flags* If the general election is anything to go by, we need all the votes we can get.

        eloiseruizpalma replied 1 month ago

        *i explode*

          teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

          *I put you back together*

          eloiseruizpalma replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

          awweeee! best comment ever graciedoodles!

        everimagine replied 1 month ago

        *I keep chilling in the corner with my candy floss cat*

        royalfudge replied 1 month ago

        This is…
        Strange, to say the least.
        *I shrug, wash my hair with magic, and sit down*
        Now, I feel like eating something.

          royalfudge replied 1 month ago

          As in, something I actually WANT to eat, not something random and creepy you stuff in my face.

        everimagine replied 1 month ago

        Here, Fudge! *I throw fudge a slice of cake*

        teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

        *I place a piece of bacon on Fudge’s forehead, and skip off*

        leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month ago

        (I feel like I’m going to regret commenting on this post, but too late now!)
        *I steal the bacon from Fudge’s forehead and eat it*
        ARE WE NOT GOING TO ARGUE OVER WHICH WONDER WE ALL ARE???
        Wait, that brings up a good question. What wonder do you guys think I would be?
        *shrugs*
        *I pour a crate of sprinkles over Grace’s head*

          everimagine replied 1 month ago

          I want the Colosseum! Leila I feel like you would be Chichén Itzá…idk why

          ravenclawjedi replied 1 month ago

          I’M THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON FITE ME!!!!!!!!!
          *gets out trademark popcorn and sprinkle bazooka*

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month ago

          (Eek, I have no idea what the Chichen Itza is, lol)

        royalfudge replied 1 month ago

        *gasps*
        My bacon. Somebody stole my bacon. Leila stole my bacon. I AM NOT AMUSED
        Okie, anyways. Are we doing ancient wonders of the world? If so, I’m claiming the Lighthouse of Alexandria. I wish that the Library of Alexandria still existed…
        Anyways, Maddie, GIMME THAT POPCORN.
        You know how much I love it.

          ravenclawjedi replied 1 month ago

          *yeets popcorn to her* Here ya go!

          ravenclawjedi replied 1 month ago

          We need a better way to do this…*gets out trademark popcorn cannon* GET YER POPCORN! *goes crazy and shoots popcorn everywhere*

        everimagine replied 1 month ago

        Woohoo! *I use a big bag to catch alllllll the popcorn* nom nom

        teamjoanne replied 1 month ago

        so I go to sleep and then leave for school and I come back to THIS. oh god what have I done

          everimagine replied 1 month ago

          Hehehehe

        royalfudge replied 1 month ago

        Leilei, as much as I love you, no. My lighthouse. *steals my bacon back* My bacon! Muahahahaha
        *I get out a giant bag for popcorn, and catch a lot of it in the bag*
        Yum
        *I pop some into my mouth*
        Double yum

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 1 month ago

          Aaaand of course I accidentally deleted my earlier comment :I
          *I grab handfuls of popcorn out of the air and shove them into my mouth until I look like a chipmunk*
          Delicious!
          *Then I grab a bag and start storing some*
          Dang it, I wanted to be the light in rocky times. I suppose you probably deserve it more anyways, though.
          So which wonder would I be then???
          *I run around chasing you in circles, trying to get my bacon back*

          royalfudge replied 1 month ago

          XDXD
          Hello, my lovely chipmunk friend.
          I see you as the pyramid in Giza. Grand and large, storing treasures inside.
          *I eat the bacon*
          You’re not getting that back!

          royalfudge replied 4 weeks ago

          XD no, no, you’re not fat.
          Yeah, I saw you as both of those- but I picked the pyramid.
          *I steal your bacon*
          Hehe
          *I run away*

          everimagine replied 4 weeks ago

          If we’re doing ancient wonders, I want Temple of Artemis >:)

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago

          I keep deleting my comments when I mean to reply to them aughhh
          I am glad you are not calling me fat, I would be veeeerrryyyy insulted
          XD No I wouldn’t.
          *growls*
          *conjures more bacon and floats it high above Fudgy’s head*
          *narrows eyebrows*
          I want Temple of Artemis…
          FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
          jk lol

          royalfudge replied 2 weeks, 6 days ago

          *I pluck it out of the air*
          *Then, the bacon goes in my mouth*
          Delicious.

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 2 weeks, 4 days ago

          *narrows eyes*
          YoU dARe sTeaL MY BAcoN?!
          *I conjure more bacon, and it keeps dancing out of your reach*
          *It slaps you in the face once then backs away speedy quick*
          *I eat a piece while I watch*

          royalfudge replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

          *Rugby tackles Leila*
          I am referencing something 😀 You remember?

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 2 weeks, 3 days ago

          How could I forget my dumbness? XD
          *tackles rugby back*

          royalfudge replied 2 weeks, 2 days ago

          Hehe
          I couldn’t resist XD

          leilamofwoodsbeyond replied 2 days, 7 hours ago

          XD I’m glad you didn’t resist, it made things much more fun 🙂

        teamjoanne replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        *poofs into existence*
        HIGH ON A HILL WAS A LONELY GOATHERD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

          sapphy replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

          LOUD WAS THE VOICE OF THE LONELY GOATHERD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

          royalfudge replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

          *frowns*
          I am going to sit here, listening. I have no idea what’s going on XD

          teamjoanne replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

          FOLKS IN A TOWN THAT WAS QUITE REMOTE HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

        sapphy replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        ***** AND CLEAR FROM THE GOATHERD’S THROAT HEAD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL ODL-OO

          teamjoanne replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

          OHO LAYEE ODLLEE-OO
          OHO LAYEE ODL AY
          OHO LAYEE ODDLLE-OO
          HODODLLEEOAY

        sapphy replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        A PRINCE ON THE BRIDGE OF A CASTLE MOAT HEARD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

          teamjoanne replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

          MEN ON THE ROAD WITH A LOAD TO TOTE HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

        sapphy replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        MEN IN THE MIDST OF A TABLE D’HOTE HEARD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

          teamjoanne replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

          MEN DRINKING BEER WITH THE FOAM AFLOAT HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

        royalfudge replied 4 weeks, 1 day ago

        *gags Grace and Bel*
        Enough already!!!!

        sapphy replied 4 weeks ago

        OHO LAYEE ODLLEE-OO
        OHO LAYEE ODL AY
        OHO LAYEE ODDLLE-OO
        HODODLLEEOAY

          royalfudge replied 4 weeks ago

          *snips vocal cords*
          Good luck singing now

        sapphy replied 4 weeks ago

        *heals myself*

          royalfudge replied 4 weeks ago

          *sighs*

        teamjoanne replied 2 weeks, 5 days ago

        I think I’m going to continue this. Bel, want to join?
        ONE LITTLE GIRL IN A PALE PINK COAT HEARD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL-OO

          sapphy replied 2 weeks, 5 days ago

          SHE YODELED BACK TO THE LONELY GOATHERD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODLOOOO

          teamjoanne replied 2 weeks, 5 days ago

          SOON HER MAMA WITH A GLEAMING GLOAT HEARD
          LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODL LAYEE-OO

        sapphy replied 2 weeks, 5 days ago

        WHAT A DUET FOR A GIRL AND GOATHERD
        LAYEE ODL LAYEE ODLOOOO

          royalfudge replied 2 weeks, 5 days ago

          *runs away screaming*

        sapphy replied 2 weeks, 4 days ago

        *a goat kicks you back*

          royalfudge replied 2 weeks, 4 days ago

          *I fly away on the GTO, who gives me a pair of earplugs*
          See, one of us here is decent. The non-human one.

        thecoven4ever replied 4 days, 23 hours ago

        *I appear*
        welp
        *I disappear again*

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