themaplebacondonut

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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 1 year, 3 months ago

    SGE Reacts
    brought to you by maple’s desire to anything but climb out of bed
    Sophie: I love Christmas!
    Hort: You do?
    Sophie: There’s presents, and presents, and presents, and presents, and-
    Dot: Food!
    Sophie: Ewww!
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    SGE Reacts to…Secret Santa!
    Alternatively titled, “Dot just wants to do secret Santa but Maple and Guys and Dolls references are in the way…”
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    Me: *is desperately struggling to wrap a present*
    Dot: *slightly worried* What are you doing?
    Me: The hard- *between gasps of air* est task humanly *gasps* possible. *wrapping paper rips* I HATE LIFE ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Sophie: I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
    Agatha: *ignoring Sophie* Seriously Maple, what are you doing?
    Me: *flops down onto the floor* I’m trying to wrap my secret Santa gifts.
    Sophie: HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS RIGHT DOWN-
    Dot: What’s secret Santa?
    Me: Something that I’m stuck doing…twice this year!
    Sophie: LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY! THIS YEAR! TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS-
    Dot: Sooooo…
    Agatha: What?
    Dot: Let’s do it!
    Agatha and me: Do what?
    Dot: Do secret Santa!
    Sophie: SANTA TELL ME, ARE YOU REALLY THEREEEEEEE?!?! DONT WANNA-
    Agatha: But you don’t even know what secret Santa is!
    Dot: I know!
    Sarah Brown: I’ll know…when my love comes along. I woooooooon’t take a chaaaaaaaance! For oh…he’ll be just what I need…
    William and Bogden: nOT SOME FLY BY NIGHT BROADWAY ROMANCEEEEEEEEEEE
    Me: aNd YOu’Ll kNOw aT A GLaNcE bY tHE TWo pAiR OF PAnTSSSS!!!!!
    Sarah Brown: I’ll knowwwwwww-
    William: By his calm steady voice-
    Bogden: those feet on the groundddddddd!
    Sarah Brown: *still desperately trying to sing her duet and wondering where in the gosh darn world has Sky Masterson gone* I’lll knowwww-
    Merlin: tHAT AT LAST IVE COME HOME SAFE AND SOUNDDDDDDDDDDD
    Everyone: *stares at Merlin*
    Merlin: You may now clap!
    Everyone: *stands there silently*
    Merlin: *sighs* These kids have no understanding or appreciation of art nowadays…
    Agatha: Come on Merlin! Your being a little unfair. Not all-
    Sophie: i’MA BE UNDER THE MISTLETOE WITH YOUUUUU SHAWTY WITH YOU SHAWTY WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    Dot: YES JUSTIN BIEBER I’LL BE YOUR SHAWTY SHAWTY!
    Agatha: never mind.
    Me: What even-
    Sophie: I JUST LOOOOOVE CHRISTMAS!!
    ———
    Me: well that went…no where lol
    Dot: Should we try again? Cause I really wanna do secret santa!
    Agatha: Dot, you don’t even know what secret Santa is! I don’t either!
    Dot: So? It sounds fun!
    Me: *screeching in pain trying to find out what people like and trying to fit the budget at the same time* HTJKHJGMBTHKJVJDJDXSHGSRXHJEYCJKAITNKLIULMALOILMMOI
    Agatha: Sounds…fun?
    ———
    Hort: Why am I here?
    Nicola: Yeah why are we here?
    Sophie: Good question Ebola.
    Hort: tHE SHADEEEEE
    Nicola: …
    Hort: I mean, that’s rude Sophie!
    Sophie: *snaps fingers and Nicola disappears* Finally the goody two shoes Grinch is gone!
    Me: OXYMORON IS A TYPE FOR FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE WHERE YOU USE TWO PRACTICALLY OPPOSITE WORDS TOGETHER LIKE, “GOODY TWO SHOES GRINCH” OR “PRETTY ****” OR-
    Agatha: What the heckers?
    Merlin: *peers into crystal ball* Ahhh I see. Maple had a figurative language quiz this week and has been wondering her score…her score is-
    Sarah Brown: I thought my heart was safe, I thought I knew the scoreeeeeee!
    Me: nOOOOOOOOO NO TELL ME MY SCORE NOOO-
    William: But this is wineeeeeee-
    Bogden: that’s all to strange and strongggggg-
    Me: MERLIN TELL ME MY SCORE MERLIN PLEASEEEEEE
    Merlin: iM FULLLLL OF FOOLISH SONGGGG AND OUT MY SONG MUST POURRRRRRR
    Sarah Brown: *once again utterly confuzzled* so please forgive-
    JD: aLL IS FORGIVEN BABY GET DRESSED YOUR MY DATE FOR THE-
    Agatha: *closes curtains before the react turns into jumping musical dolphins*
    ———
    Me: *sniffles* I just want to know what score I got on the testtttttttttt…
    —-
    12/20 note
    FYI I wrote this last weekend. I got an 83% on the figurative language quiz 🙂

        donutqueen11 replied 1 year, 3 months ago

        👏🏻 Well done Maple on your test and on this react. I loved it, as always. ❤️

          themaplebacondonut replied 1 year, 3 months ago

          XD thanks!

        sapphy replied 1 year, 3 months ago

        Well done, and that was FREAKING HILARIOUS

        t-q-yun replied 1 year, 3 months ago

        XD Nice one! 😀

        madrid replied 5 months, 1 week ago

        It is fantastic! Sorry I have been gone for so long

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