themaplebacondonut

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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 5 months ago

    SGE REACTS ARE BACK šŸ™‚ šŸ˜€ šŸ™‚
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    SGE reacts to…BOOK 4!!!!!!
    Btw it’s more like a montage of random mini reacts šŸ™‚ please tell me if you like this style of reacts
    WARNING
    THERE WILL BE SPOILERS…A LOT OF SPOILERS

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    Sophie: Aggie, isn’t Rhain a hunk?????
    Agatha: yeah, A HUNK THAT TAKES OVER CAMELOT AND WILL KILL YOU
    Sophie: what do you mean???
    Agatha: DIDNT YOU READ BOOK 4??!???!!!
    Sophie: THERES A BOOK 4??!!?
    Agatha: *facepalms*

    Me: *rushes in* aND WELCOME BACK THE SGE REACTSSSSSSS!!!
    Nicola: why’d you add so many extra “s”s to the word “react”???
    Me: shutupevilgirlwhoruinedhophie
    Nicola: I’m sorry, what’d you say?
    Me: *tries to look innocent* hmmm? Me?
    Hort: *walks in*
    Nicola: Hi Hort
    Hort: Hi Nic
    Me: aND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR NEW BIG SHIP?!!!??!!!!???
    Nicola and Hort: wut

    Me: so…is it true?
    Hester: what
    Me: that you wore dresses to Tedros’s second coronation and-
    Hester: *eyes bulge out, strains to sound civilized* I’m sorry but-*loses it*WHO THE HELK TOLD YOU THAT IT WAS DOT IT MUST BE DOT GAHHHH IMMA GO KILL HER-
    Me: ummmmmmmm
    Dot: *prances in* hi guys! Oh, Maple did ya hear? Dean Dovey actually got Hester and Anadil to wear dresses-
    Hester: *bounds over to Dot and proceeds to slap her* STUPID CHOCOLATE SNIFFING WORM I KNEW IT I KNEW I KNEW YOU TOLD HER EVEN AFTER I THREATENED TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT CHICHIO-
    Me: wait…who is Chichio?
    Hester: *stops slapping Dot* huh? Oh, he’s Dot’s stuffed chocolate bar.
    Me: stuffed…chocolate bar?????
    Dot: yeah
    Me: oooookkkkkkkkk
    Dot: hey! Don’t give me that look! I’m very proud of him.
    Me: chocolate bars have genders???
    Dot: it’s STUFFED chocolate bars, and yes, it tells you their gender on the package.
    Hester:*snorts*
    Dot: well your one to speak Hester…
    Me: hmmmmm?
    Dot: didn’t you know about Essy??
    Hester: *turns red*
    Me: Essy? Tell me more…
    Dot: you know, Hester’s stuffed demon?
    Hester: *turns purple*
    Me: *grins* Hester has a stuffed demon eh?
    Dot: yup. It even has sparkly horns and a-
    Hester: *strangles Dot* I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SOOOOOOO FREAKING MUCH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU-
    Me: *hurriedly pushes them off stage*

    Me: I hear your now Sophie’s personal lawyer
    Bogden: the stars fallow the rainbow and the fortune of the cards shall finally be revealed
    Me: uhhhhhhhh
    Bogden: the cards…they know!
    Me: someone’s a bit distracted…

    Kei: why am I here
    Me: the snake wanted publicity and I wanted a interview
    Kei: ok great bye I gotta go kill someone and betray Camelot again
    Me: WAIT
    Kei: what
    Me: you can’t just leave!
    Kei: why not
    Me: I WAS PROMISED FIRST INTERVIEWING RIGHTS!!!
    Kei: I have interviewing rights
    Me: yes you nitwit
    Kei: coolio
    Me: yup.
    Kei: can I go now
    Me: *groans*

    Me: Anadil, I was wondering…are the rumors true???
    Anadil: *stone faced* what rumors
    Me: you know…
    Anadil: *emotionless* I do not
    Me: uGHHHHH ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS EMOTIONLESS
    Anadil: *vaguely annoyed* no.
    Me: *wide eyed* really?
    Anadil: *no reaction shown* yes
    Random user reading this: *yawns*
    Me: jeezzzzzz ok fine back to our original question
    Random user reading this: finally
    Me: so is it true that you were caught on a date with Hester-
    Anadil: *turns a slightly less pale shade of white*
    Me: by Sophie and Agatha who were on a double date when they saw you and Hester with each other-
    Anadil: *turns peach-ish*
    Me: without Dot-
    Anadil: *turns a light pink*
    Me: roasting marshmallows and whispering to each-
    Anadil: * turns deeper shade of pink*
    Me: other?
    Anadil: *regains composure after a few seconds*
    Me: well?
    Anadil: *emotionless-ish* no comment

    Tedros: Hello
    Me: Hello
    Agatha: Hello
    Hort: Hello
    Nicola: Hello
    Sophie: iM WHISKEY WOO THE QUEEN OF THE SEA WHISKEY WOO-
    Everyone: *stares*
    Rhain: *whispers to Kei* can I un-engage her?
    Key

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    Ok so that wasn’t exactly very well written but who cares šŸ™‚
    Tell me which part was your favorite!

        donutqueen11 replied 2 years, 5 months ago

        I love it! Iā€™M WHISKEY WOO THE QUEEN OF THE SEA WHISKEY WOO! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚

        ladymauve0214 replied 2 years, 5 months ago

        THis is hilarious!!! I really liked the shutupgirlwhoruinedhophie part for some reason….

        emeraldarts replied 2 years, 5 months ago

        Thank you for this. Just thank you.

        aurorangel replied 2 years, 5 months ago

        I HAVEN’T FINISHED FOUR YET SO I DIDN’T READ GaH

          t-q-yun replied 2 years, 5 months ago

          ^^yeah me too

        cottonshiomi replied 2 years, 5 months ago

        THIS MADE ME LAUGH SOOO MUCH. EVEN THOUGH I’VE NEVER READ THE 4TH BOOK IT WAS STILL HELLARIOUS!

        merrilljayne replied 2 years, 5 months ago

        OMG HAHA THIS IS GREAT:) POST ON THE SGE BOOK 4 COMMON ROOM IF YOU DON’T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT THIS MADE ME SMILE SO GREAT JOB!

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 5 months ago

          Thanks šŸ™‚

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