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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 4 months ago

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    Today’s react is… Wonder!!!!!!!!!
    Me: *passes out Wonder books to the SGE crew* we will be reviewing these tomorrow so-
    Sophie: What do you mean? *gasps in horror* Are you…YOUR ASSIGNING US WORK?!??!
    Me: ya.
    Sophie: But you can’t do that!
    Me: who says?
    Dot: *singing* Who Says? Who says your not worth it? Who says? Who says your not perfect-
    Hester: *menacingly reveals she has a knife in her back pocket*
    Dot: *shuts up*
    Me: *coughs loudly* Anyway, you’ll be giving an oral report when your done reading it.
    Hort: *raises hand*
    Me: what
    Hort: When is it due?
    Me: *considers* well I guess it’s due when you finish the book…?
    Hort: *raises hand again* So if I don’t finish it for awhile I won’t have to give the report for awhile?
    Me: *gives him the stink eye*
    Hort: *raises hand AGAIN*
    Me: WHAT
    Hort: *meekly* Can I use the toilet?
    Sophie’s Oral Report Try 1:
    Sophie: Hello and welcome to Sophie’s Reports; your favorite reporter right here live!
    Me: errrr Sophie? This isn’t a report show…nor are you a reporter…
    Sophie: now now Maple don’t be jealous! I’m Sophie the reporter and today’s report is about me!
    Me: Sophie, today’s topic for the report is Wonder and-
    Sophie: So you admit it’s a report!
    Me: no…I mean…ugh. I meant, for today’s react is having to characters give reports on-
    Sophie: Yes, were giving reports on Wonder I know, I know-
    Me: *mutters annoyed* well at least you know something…
    Sophie: *chooses to ignore me* Wonder is a feeling of elation and amazement…like when you look at me!
    Me: *face-palms* no Sophie. I mean the book Wonder.
    Sophie: *narrows eyes*wait a second Maple… how do you know what I’m going name my new book…?
    Dot’s Oral Report Try:
    Dot: Hi I’m Dot.
    Me: we know that.
    Dot: I’ve been reading Wonder.
    Anadil: *yawns*
    Dot: Wonder is by RJ Pa-li-ci-oh
    Me: that’s not how you pronounce her last name.
    Hester: *belches*
    Dot: *flustered* well it’s about a boy called Auggie Pullman.
    Anadil: WE KNOW THAT. I’m bored,
    Hester: so am I.
    Sophie’s Oral Report Try 2:
    Sophie: Wonder is about a boy.
    Me: and?
    Sophie: his friends and family.
    Agatha: uhhh Sophie? Could elaborate a bit?
    Tedros: *whispers to Agatha* what does elaborate mean?*
    Sophie: *frustrated* HELLO? I’m in the middle of my report here!
    Me: *under my breath* a report that’s going nowhere…
    Sophie: I HEARD THAT!
    Me: *sighs* Sophie, if you have nothing to add, can you wrap up your report?
    Sophie: ugh.
    Agatha Oral Report Try:
    Agatha: uhhh do I have to read this out loud? In front of everyone?
    Me: Yes…
    Agatha: ummmmm
    Me: Seriously?
    Agatha: Please?
    Me: ugh. *picks Agatha’s report and begins to read* Wonder Review by Agatha of the woods beyond-
    Tedros: I’m sorry, but it’s Agatha of CAMELOT now.
    Agatha: oops..
    Me: *coughs loudly* Wonder is about Auggie Pullman. Auggie has ****** deformities make it hard for him to fit in. Because of this, Auggie has never been to school with other kids before. The story takes place in Auggie’s first year of middle school-
    Tedros: I thought that-
    Me: *coughs loudly* the wind is awfully loud today isn’t it?
    Agatha: *while glaring at Tedros* Yes Maple, it really is.
    Tedros: *confused* wind? It’s not very windy though…
    Me: …
    Agatha: …
    Tedros: what????
    Me: *shoves my hand in front of Tedros’s face* Talk to the hand cause the face ain’t listening.
    Tedros: huh???
    Agatha: *hides face in hands in embarrassment* arghhhhhhhhhhhh…
    Sophie’s Oral Report Try 3:
    Sophie: New York Bestsellers Wonder by-
    Me: Sophie?
    Sophie: what?
    Me: you know you can’t just read the online amazon review right?
    Sophie: *looks stricken*
    Welllllllllllllll….Wonder was a good movie though πŸ˜€
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        sophiaprincess1275 replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        Haha!!!! This is hilarious!! Amaaaazing!!!

          sophiaprincess1275 replied 2 years, 4 months ago

          And yeah, the wonder book and movie is really good

        donutqueen11 replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        Amazing! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

        t-q-yun replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        XD— THAT IS GOOOOOOD!!!!!

        immacatgirl replied 2 years, 4 months ago


          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 4 months ago

          Thanks! πŸ˜€

        kitkat446 replied 2 years, 4 months ago


        kirby212 replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        This was really good and funny and if the characters actually did this, it would be exactly like this. Please tag me! I love the book wonder and I haven’t seen the movie yet but hopefully I will soon.

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 4 months ago

          Sure πŸ˜€

        aurorangel replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        Fab!! I would love to join the yearbook thing but sorry thats too much for me right now πŸ™‚

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 4 months ago

          Don’t worry you don’t need to be part of the team but if you could fill out the Ever never army thing that’d be very cool πŸ™‚ , but your busy that’s ok to.

        impossiblegirl replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        I love it!

        doveys-apprentice replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        awesome, could you tag me??

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 4 months ago


        shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 4 months ago

        That is hilarious. Sophie is amazing.. you nailed her character perfectly ! πŸ™‚ Can you please tag me? Pleeeeeaaaassseeee? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Thanks! πŸ˜€

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 4 months ago

          Also, FYI a new react is up. You can find it either in the fanficgroup or at the top of my activity in my report card πŸ™‚

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