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Today’s react is… Taylor Swifts new album…REPUTATION part 2
~featuring SGE themed parodies written my moi, when some assistance from the SGE crew~
Broken up into separate reacts for separate songs…I *may* do a part 3…I dunno yet.
…Ready For It
Sophie: I honestly like this one.
Hort: since when are you honest
Sophie: *slaps Hort in a place where it’s very painful to be slapped*
Hort: OUCHIE MAMAAAAAAA
Beatrix: this one isn’t that bad is it?
Reena: the melody is soooooo pretty!
Kiko: sometimes I sing to Tristan’s dead rotting carcass on full moon nights in the graveyard with his mother and our therapist nurse.
Me, Beatrix, Reena: *stares at Kiko* wut da heck
Sophie: *flounces in* heyyyyyy *does a sassy hair flip*
Beatrix: I’m out. *sashes out*
Reena: me too. *prances out*
Kiko: *wanders around wailing Tristan’s name in low moans*
Me: *looks back and forth between Sophie and Kiko* yeahhhh bye!
Sophie: wait Maple! I’m going to sing!
Kiko: oh dear I’m out too…tata! *hurries out*
Sophie: *shoves me into a chair* now relax and watch me!
Me: *wonders what awful situation I’ve gotten myself into now…*
Sophie: *walks on stage and starts singing to the tune of Gorgeous* I’ve got a fiancé, he’s older then us, he’s in Camelot doing I don’t what –
Me: Please Sophie, this really isn’t the time to-
Sophie: *to the tune of Gorgeous* I’m so gorgeous, it makes them hate on me so much, cause I’m so gorgeous, you can’t say anything to my face, cause look at my face, I’m gorgeous-
Me: *face contorted in agony*
Sophie: *stops singing* Maple are you ok?
Me: not really
Sophie: look, if your constipated just go find the toilet.
Me: uhhh why would I be constipated?
Sophie: well…*imitates my face of agony*
King Of My Heart
Hort: ummm it’s not the worst…
Nicola: I dunno…it’s very…
Tedros: Catchy! Seriously, the chorus is awesome
Me: *sarcastically* would you like to sing the chorus?
Tedros: of course!
Me: no wait, I was being sarcasti-
Tedros: And all at once, you are the one I have been waiting for, king of my heart, body and soul, ooh whoa, And all at once, you’re all I want I’ll never let you go, King of my heart, body and soul, ooh whoa-
Simon Cowell: *pulls up in limousine* Please sign this if you’d like to become part of my new boy band; CamelotKingz
Sophie: *runs in* Mr. Ciwelll!
Me: *slaps her* it’s COWELL.
Sophie: whatever. Anyway-
Simon Cowell: *looks back and fourth between Tedros and Sophie* hmmmm…you know what, why don’t you sing a song together…
Tedros: uh ok?
Tedros: *to the tune of KOMH* Im perfectly fine, got a girl of my own, I’ve made up my mind, I’m better off without you
Sophie: *to the tune of KOMH* We met a few weeks ago, now you try on calling me baby, like trying clothes
Tedros: *to the tune of KOMH* salute to me, I’m your Camelot King, and you move to me, like a I’m a catchy beat
Sophie: *to the tune of KOMH* and we rule the kingdom inside my room-
Hort: don’t worry, it’s just the song
Agatha: *gives Tedros a look* it’d better be.
Tedros: *gulps* yes.
Simon Cowell: *yawns*
Me: Sorry Simon…Sophie, Tedros…CONTINUE SINGING
Tedros: cause all the girls and their ever good, with their shallowness and their looks, never took me quite where you do-
Me: dude this is a parody with Sophie…Not Agatha.
Sophie: your calling me shallow?
Simon Cowell: *yawns*
I think I’m gonna do a part 3…tell me if I did ok! 🙂
Amazing! I’m not really a Taylor Swift fan but this is hilarious! 🙂 🙂 🙂
I listened to part of KOMH this morning and right when I saw this I thought, “This song is so Tedros and I wonder if @themaplebacondonut will do this?”