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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 3 months ago

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    Today’s react is… Taylor Swifts new album…REPUTATION part 2
    ~featuring SGE themed parodies written my moi, when some assistance from the SGE crew~
    Broken up into separate reacts for separate songs…I *may* do a part 3…I dunno yet.
    …Ready For It
    Sophie: I honestly like this one.
    Hort: since when are you honest
    Sophie: *slaps Hort in a place where it’s very painful to be slapped*
    Me: 😐
    Beatrix: this one isn’t that bad is it?
    Reena: the melody is soooooo pretty!
    Kiko: sometimes I sing to Tristan’s dead rotting carcass on full moon nights in the graveyard with his mother and our therapist nurse.
    Me, Beatrix, Reena: *stares at Kiko* wut da heck
    Sophie: *flounces in* heyyyyyy *does a sassy hair flip*
    Beatrix: I’m out. *sashes out*
    Reena: me too. *prances out*
    Kiko: *wanders around wailing Tristan’s name in low moans*
    Me: *looks back and forth between Sophie and Kiko* yeahhhh bye!
    Sophie: wait Maple! I’m going to sing!
    Kiko: oh dear I’m out too…tata! *hurries out*
    Me: uhhhh…
    Sophie: *shoves me into a chair* now relax and watch me!
    Me: *wonders what awful situation I’ve gotten myself into now…*
    Sophie: *walks on stage and starts singing to the tune of Gorgeous* I’ve got a fiancΓ©, he’s older then us, he’s in Camelot doing I don’t what –
    Me: Please Sophie, this really isn’t the time to-
    Sophie: *to the tune of Gorgeous* I’m so gorgeous, it makes them hate on me so much, cause I’m so gorgeous, you can’t say anything to my face, cause look at my face, I’m gorgeous-
    Me: *face contorted in agony*
    Sophie: *stops singing* Maple are you ok?
    Me: not really
    Sophie: look, if your constipated just go find the toilet.
    Me: uhhh why would I be constipated?
    Sophie: well…*imitates my face of agony*
    Me: …
    King Of My Heart
    Agatha: it’s…ok?
    Hort: ummm it’s not the worst…
    Nicola: I dunno…it’s very…
    Tedros: Catchy! Seriously, the chorus is awesome
    Me: *sarcastically* would you like to sing the chorus?
    Tedros: of course!
    Me: no wait, I was being sarcasti-
    Tedros: And all at once, you are the one I have been waiting for, king of my heart, body and soul, ooh whoa, And all at once, you’re all I want I’ll never let you go, King of my heart, body and soul, ooh whoa-
    Simon Cowell: *pulls up in limousine* Please sign this if you’d like to become part of my new boy band; CamelotKingz
    Sophie: *runs in* Mr. Ciwelll!
    Me: *slaps her* it’s COWELL.
    Sophie: whatever. Anyway-
    Simon Cowell: *looks back and fourth between Tedros and Sophie* hmmmm…you know what, why don’t you sing a song together…
    Tedros: uh ok?
    Sophie: sure…?
    Tedros: *to the tune of KOMH* Im perfectly fine, got a girl of my own, I’ve made up my mind, I’m better off without you
    Sophie: *to the tune of KOMH* We met a few weeks ago, now you try on calling me baby, like trying clothes
    Tedros: *to the tune of KOMH* salute to me, I’m your Camelot King, and you move to me, like a I’m a catchy beat
    Sophie: *to the tune of KOMH* and we rule the kingdom inside my room-
    Nicola: EWWWWWW
    Hort: don’t worry, it’s just the song
    Agatha: *gives Tedros a look* it’d better be.
    Tedros: *gulps* yes.
    Simon Cowell: *yawns*
    Me: Sorry Simon…Sophie, Tedros…CONTINUE SINGING
    Tedros: cause all the girls and their ever good, with their shallowness and their looks, never took me quite where you do-
    Me: dude this is a parody with Sophie…Not Agatha.
    Sophie: wait…MAPLE!
    Me: what
    Sophie: your calling me shallow?
    Me: no…
    Simon Cowell: *yawns*
    I think I’m gonna do a part 3…tell me if I did ok! πŸ™‚

        donutqueen11 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Amazing! I’m not really a Taylor Swift fan but this is hilarious! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

        kirby212 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        I listened to part of KOMH this morning and right when I saw this I thought, β€œThis song is so Tedros and I wonder if @themaplebacondonut will do this?”

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Lol really ?

        sophiaprincess1275 replied 2 years, 3 months ago


        t-q-yun replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Nice job!!! πŸ™‚

        shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        That was hilarious! XD I love these so much!

        kitkat446 replied 2 years, 3 months ago


        merrilljayne replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Ahhh Great!

        impossiblegirl replied 2 years, 3 months ago


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