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Today’s react is… Taylor Swifts new album…REPUTATION part 3
~featuring SGE themed parodies written my moi, when some assistance from the SGE crew~
Broken up into separate reacts for separate songs
Me: I like the melody in the one…also the Tale of Two Cities Reference.
Hort: what’s A Tale Of Two Cities?
Me: it’s by Charles Dickens
Hort: who is Charlie Dickie?
Dot: *in a awful British accent* Charlie bit my finger!
Hester: *slaps Dot* WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SAYING CHARLIE BIT MY-
Me: *sighs* off topic alert. Anyway, a Tale Of Two Cities is a book written by a guy called Charles Dickens.
Hort: well how do you know?
Me: because my dad made me read it. Also, Lucy Menatt is a brat.
My dad: that’s not how you spell her last name.
Me: I DONT FRIGGING CARE.
My dad: don’t use the word frigging.
Me: ARGHHHHH *pushes dad off react stage thingy* much better…anyway, the first line of A Tale Of Two Cities is very famous and-
Hester: *scowls* can you hurry up and just tell us what the reference already?
Me: *scowls right back at Hester* Fine. The first line of A Tale Of Two Cities is: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times-
Dot: I don’t understand! How can it be the the best of times while being the worst of times at the same time?
Hester: ugh. I dunno. It sounds dumb and boring already. Can I leave?
Hester: whatever *stalks out*
Hester: ugh fine *stalks back in*
Hort: I thought we were talking about the Car song?
Dot: *sing to the tune of We All Live In A Yellow Submarine* We all live a yellow car, a yellow car-
Hester: *punches Dot* SHUT. UP.
Dot: *meekly* okie
Hort: you still haven’t told us the reference!
Me: *exasperated* I would if you all would stop bothering me…
Hort and Dot: sorry
Me, Hort, and Dot: *wait for Hester to say sorry*
Hester: *sees us looking at her waiting for her to say sorry* what?
Me: ugh never mind. Anyway, the second line of the song is: He was the best of times, the worst crimes.
Me: seriously, how much more dense can you get?
Me: *facepalms* FOR THE SAKE OF-
Hester: are you going to tell us the reference or what
Me: *in fury* I LITERALLY JUST DID.
Hort: ohhhhhhh I get it.
Me: FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO DOES.
Hort: your seeing if we can figure it out ourselves! Interesting mind game Maple, interesting indeed…
Me: wut da heck
Hester: can’t you just sing the song or something
Me: sure. *sings in a screechy chicken voice* No, nothing good starts in a getaway car, He was the best of times, the worst of crimes, I struck a match, and blew your mind, But I didn’t mean it, And you didn’t see it-
Hort: MY EARSSSSSSS
Getaway Car SGE karaoke
Sophie: No, nothing good starts in a getaway car
Agatha: He was the best of times, the worst of crimes
Tedros: I struck a match and blew your mind
Sophie: But I didn’t mean it
Agatha: And you didn’t see it
Tedros: The ties were black, the lies were white
Sophie: And shades of grey in candlelight
Agatha: I wanted to leave him
Tedros: I needed a reason
Sophie: X marks the spot, where we fell apart
Agatha: He poisoned the well, I was lyin’ to myself
Tedros: I knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed
Sophie: We never had a shotgun shot in the dark
Agatha: You were drivin’ the getaway car
Tedros: We were flyin’, but we’d never get far
Sophie: Don’t pretend it’s such a mystery
Agatha: Think about the place where you first met me
Tedros: We’re ridin’ in a getaway car
Sophie: There were sirens in the beat of your heart
Agatha: Should’ve known I’d be the first to leave
Tedros:Think about the place where you first met me
Sophie: In a getaway car, oh-oh
Agatha: No, they never get far, oh-ahh
Tedros: No, nothing good starts in a getaway car
Sophie:It was the great escape, the prison break
Agatha: The light of freedom on my face
Tedros: But you weren’t thinkin’
Sophie: And I was just drinkin’
Me: actually, I think Tedros would be the one whose drinking…
Agatha: MAPLE REALLY?!?!
Me: whatttttt? I’m just being honest.
Tedros: yeah she was just being honest
Agatha: Tedros, she just insulted you.
Tedros: She did?
Me: *sighs* can you guys just start singing again?
Agatha: While he was runnin’ after us, I was screamin’, “go, go, go!”
Tedros: But with three of us, honey, it’s a side show
Sophie: And a circus ain’t a love story…hey remember when we are first years? And how I won the circus of talents?
Tedros: yeah, we were so young back then.
Agatha: you make sound like we’re old
Sophie: We are! I’m Dean of a school! You have white hair! White hair Aggie! Only old people have white hair! And just look at Teddy! I mean really, just-
Me: can you please just continue singing?
Tedros: *with a rude look at Sophie* yes,
Agatha: And now we’re both sorry (we’re both sorry)
Tedros: X marks the spot, where we fell apart
Sophie: He poisoned the well, every man for himself
Agatha: I knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed
Tedros: It hit you like a shotgun shot to the heart
Sophie: You were drivin’ the getaway car
Agatha:We were flyin’, but we’d never get far
Tedros: Don’t pretend it’s such a mystery
Sophie: Think about the place where you first met me
Me: *claps slowly*
I Did Something Bad
Nicola: this song is soooo Sophie
Sophie: I’m right here you know.
Nicola: i BLAME HORT
Okie then that was *****py…
Oh @themaplebacondonut, how do you handle these characters. You do have a point about Tedros being the one to drink. When Sophie said it I’m like, “Shouldn’t that be Tedros since that’s what his dad did?” Hort and Dot are just too lovable to hate, but they are stupid most of the time.
@kirby212 omg Hort and Dot~ to lovable to fail, to idiotic to survive…
Haha I loved Reputation I think my favorite on the album was either “This is why we cant have nice things”, “New years day” or “Gorgeous” also reading the drink thing could only make me think of my own fanfic haha, loved it as usual Maple 🙂
I don’t like Taylor Swift, but I love this so much!
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