themaplebacondonut

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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 3 months ago

    SGE reacts πŸ˜‰
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    Tell me if you’d like to be tagged or untagged πŸ™‚
    Today’s react is… Secret Santa!!! And other X-mas things and holiday highjinks…
    featuring special guest character RON WEASLY!!! (I’ve been watching a bunch HP stuff on YouTube) ANDDDD SGE Christmas carols!!!!
    NOTE: after this I will continue Hamilton reacts…and after that Dear Evan Hansen reacts
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    NOTE: the following was playbill thing was only included because SOMEONE said that they refused to participate in future reacts if I didn’t include it…
    SGE winter pageant playbill thing
    Hosted, Directed, Written by, Starred in, and Created by…SOPHIE OF THE WOODS BEYOND!
    We invite you to a magical night of festivities and fun!
    Ever or Never you are welcome to come the very first WINTER PAGENT of our beloved school! Here is schedule of events…
    3:00 pm
    Opening Speech by Dean Sophie
    3:30 pm
    CURSES a original play written, directed, and starred in by Dean Sophie based off of the The Tale Of Sophie And Agatha
    4:50 pm
    Distribution of awards for first semester
    5:00 pm
    Into the Woods musical based off of the new history textbooks. Written by Professor Hort
    6:00 pm
    Intermission
    6:30 pm
    Performance by One Reflection boy band
    7:45 pm
    One Reflection and Dean Sophie book/album signing
    8:30 pm
    Speech by Agatha of the woods beyond
    9:00 pm
    Performance by the Putsi Symphony with vocals by the SGE choir
    10:00 pm
    End of pagent
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    Nicola: what’s a secret santa?
    Hort: who the ruddy hell is santa?
    Ron: HEY! Ruddy hell is MY catchphrase!!!
    Hort: who the ruddy hell are you?!!??
    Me: RON WHAT THE RUDDY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!
    Ron: I DONT RUDDY KNOW!!!!
    Nicola: *hollers out a window that just happens to be there* MRS. WEASLY
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    Hester: jingle bells
    Anadil: jingle bells
    Dot: jingle all the way
    Hester: oh what fun it is to die before I’m thirty-eight oh-
    Dot: uhh actually Hester dying doesn’t exactly sound that fun…
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    Tedros: I HAVE TO GIVE A PRESENT TO-
    Me: SHUT UP YOU MAN CHILD ITS SECRET SANTA YOU CANT JUST BLURT OUT WHO YOUR GIVING THE GIFT TO!!!
    Tedros: why not
    Me: CAUSE ITS CALLED SECRET SANTA YOU TWIT
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    Hester: so this whole thing is anonymous right?
    Me: ya
    Hester: so if I give the person I’m supposed to give a gift to a engagement ring no one will it was me who gave it?
    Me: …
    Hester: …
    Me: …
    Hester: …
    Me: your Anadil’s secret santa aren’t you?
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    Agatha: umm ok so I just buy the person whatever I think they’ll like?
    Me: basically
    Agatha: but what if you know what the person wants but you can’t give it to them
    Me: uh why
    Agatha: well you see, frog pajamas are hard to come by and that’s really all that Hort wants-
    Me: *points to sign that has the words SECRET Santa on it* YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHO YOUR HAVING TO GIVE THE GIFT TO!!!!
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    Dot: does it count if I put a bow on my head
    Me: ……………..
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    Hort: if you don’t like the person you have to give a gift to then can you give them coal?
    Me: ……….
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    Sophie: who the heck is Ron Weas-
    Me: SECRET SANTA ITS CALLED SECRET SANTA ITS CALLED SECRET SANTA IM NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO YOUR GIVING THE GIFT TO ARGHHHHH!!!!
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    Anadil: do I have to participate
    Me: your asking me this now
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    Me: ok guys! Time to see what our secret Santa’s got us!!!
    Hort: I got frog pajamas!
    Anadil: I got a…a engagement ring??!!?
    Agatha: Dot why the heck do you have a bow on your head
    Sophie: WHY DO I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS AGATHA IS BETTER THEN YOU
    Dot: hey look I have chocolate!
    Tedros: …I have…I have…I have coal…
    Me and the coven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    In the Harry Potter Universe
    Hermione: RONALD WEASLY
    Ron: wut
    Hermione: WHY DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO SIGNED BY SOMEONE CALLED SOPHIE OF THE WOODS BEYOND IN YOUR STOCKING
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    Me: have you guys ever eaten eggnog
    Kiko: what’s eggnog
    Me: OMG YOU POOR CHILD HERE *pours Kiko a large glass of eggnog*
    Kiko: *sips eggnog* GIMMIE MORE
    Me: okie
    ~~~56 cups of eggnog later~~~
    Kiko: MOREEEE
    Me: uh ya that’s enough…
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    Hort: she’s making a list
    Dean Dovey: she’s checking it two hundred times
    Castor: SHES GONNA FIND OUT WHOS CAUSING THE VICE
    Princess Uma: Sophie is coming…to town!
    Professor Sheeks: She’s sees what you are eating
    Professor Manly: She knows when your awake
    Pollux: she knows if you’ve been obeying her
    SGE faculty: SO OBEY HER OR GET FIRED OHHHHHH
    Dean Dovey: you’d better watch out
    Hort: or hide in a hole
    Princess Uma: s**** burn your paycheck
    Castor: OR SALLOW YOUR SOUL
    Professor Manly: Sophie is coming…to town!
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    Dearest Most Spectacular Most Darling Most Beautiful Dean Sophie Queen of The Woods Beyond, we are pleased to inform you that your order to the Biarwood Fashion District Designer Elize Lady Of Accessories And Health Products has been accepted and will promptly arrive on Christmas Eve! Here are the following charges and costs…
    Pure Putsi Midnight Purple Swan Feather Evening Headdress~~~
    300 $ Gold 120 $ | Silver 45 $ Bronze
    Hand Carved Moon Stone And Mahogany Fifteen Inch Heels With Glass Details
    300 $ Gold | 98 $ Silver
    Salt Lake Lavender All Organic Face Cream And Steam Rose Mask
    456 $ Gold

    We wish a joyful season of merry blessings and a wonderful new year,
    Terriya Clera Of The Biarwood Fashion District And Five Time Winner Of The EverWood Design Category In The Fashion Section

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    DeΕ“ ar Santa Claws Claus,
    Hi Santa! This year, I would like a few things πŸ™‚
    1. A pet- It’s not fair that both Hester and Anadil both have a animal or demon friend!
    2. A crush- I’m tired of being the third wheel to Hester and Anadil and their little love thing!
    3. A signed autograph by Ron Weasly
    4. The book 10000000000000000000000000000000000001 things to do with left over chocolate
    5. A new set of quills because I accidentally turned the last one into chocolate
    6. A new parchment notebook to write down my Hanadil and Tagatha fanfiction (Hester burnet the last one)
    7. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 7
    8. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 8
    9. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 9
    10. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 10
    11. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 11
    12. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 12
    13. Fruits Basket manga series books 2
    14. Fruits Basket manga series books 3
    15. Fruits Basket manga series books 4
    16. Fruits Basket manga series books 5
    17. Fruits Basket manga series books 6
    18. A autograph signed by Tom Felton
    19. The new Meagan Trainor CD
    20. A t-shirt that says I’m only here for the chocolate in woman’s XXL size
    21. A signed autograph by the guy who play Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies only now I’ve forgotten his name
    22. SGE BOOK 5
    As you can see, I really need barely anything so if you could just give those itty bitty things I would really like it!
    Love,
    Dot
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    Me: welcome to the first Endless Woods Christmas Debate Club Meeting!!! Today’s topic…EGGNOG VS. HOT CHOCOLATE
    Dot: HOT CHOCOLATE FOR DA WINNNNNNNNNN
    Kiko: EGGNOGGGGGGGG GIMMIE MORE
    Tedros: *thoughtfully* Eggnog does taste good with Brandy…
    Agatha: TEDROS WHAT THE HECK
    Me: hmm well my mom always says that eggnog tastes good with brandy so maybe it actually does?
    Agatha: MAPLE DONT YOU DARE ENCOURAGE THIS
    Me: *slinks back into my little black hole cave thing*
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    Dear Lord that was cringeworthy…

        donutqueen11 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        I loved it! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

        annikak0425 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Amazing!!

        kitkat446 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Cool!

        kirby212 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        YES HESTER YESSSSS!!!!!! I like what Hort got Tedros. He’s deserved it since book 1. Oh Agatha. You truly know what people want.

        moviestarawesome445 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        XD. Can you tag me?

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Sure!

        aurorangel replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        fun! Although the term sported by ron is “****** hel/”

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Oops! Gosh how did I just realize that arghhh *slaps head*

        sophiaprincess1275 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Looove this!!! Especially the secret santa part and dots Christmas list!!! This is honestly so good

        doveys-apprentice replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ could you do a KOTLC one? *puppy eyes*

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Sure!

          doveys-apprentice replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          thank you so much! I can’t wait!!

        peeps18 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Matthew Lewis is the guy who plays Neville Longbottom

          srose2 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Sorry, but PLEASE don’t curse. It makes some of us *cough* me *cough* feel VERY uncomfortable

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Oh well the s**** was the word she’ll but I forgot the ‘

        srose2 replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Then that’s weird. It shouldn’t block out ‘shell’. And the “h” word too…

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Huh…

          hotcocoa replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          What SROSE2 said, PLEASE,don’t curse!
          *Puppy eyes*

        kiko4everafter replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Awwww, i really liked this one XD can’t wait for the next πŸ˜‰

          t-q-yun replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          ^^ πŸ˜€

        aurorangel replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        also, more hanadil please thanks

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 3 months ago

          Okie πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

          kiko4everafter replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          YESSSS. @aurorangel
          but wait, what did hester get for the present thingy….?

        impossiblegirl replied 2 years, 3 months ago

        Awesome!!
        Thank you in advance for the Dear Evan Hansen, and I fully support the idea that Dot writes Hanadil fanfiction!

        shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        That was absolutly beautiful and I couldn’t stop laughing! XD

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