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Today’s react is… Secret Santa!!! And other X-mas things and holiday highjinks…
featuring special guest character RON WEASLY!!! (I’ve been watching a bunch HP stuff on YouTube) ANDDDD SGE Christmas carols!!!!
NOTE: after this I will continue Hamilton reacts…and after that Dear Evan Hansen reacts
NOTE: the following was playbill thing was only included because SOMEONE said that they refused to participate in future reacts if I didn’t include it…
SGE winter pageant playbill thing
Hosted, Directed, Written by, Starred in, and Created by…SOPHIE OF THE WOODS BEYOND!
We invite you to a magical night of festivities and fun!
Ever or Never you are welcome to come the very first WINTER PAGENT of our beloved school! Here is schedule of events…
Opening Speech by Dean Sophie
CURSES a original play written, directed, and starred in by Dean Sophie based off of the The Tale Of Sophie And Agatha
Distribution of awards for first semester
Into the Woods musical based off of the new history textbooks. Written by Professor Hort
Performance by One Reflection boy band
One Reflection and Dean Sophie book/album signing
Speech by Agatha of the woods beyond
Performance by the Putsi Symphony with vocals by the SGE choir
End of pagent
Nicola: what’s a secret santa?
Hort: who the ruddy hell is santa?
Ron: HEY! Ruddy hell is MY catchphrase!!!
Hort: who the ruddy hell are you?!!??
Me: RON WHAT THE RUDDY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!
Ron: I DONT RUDDY KNOW!!!!
Nicola: *hollers out a window that just happens to be there* MRS. WEASLY
Hester: jingle bells
Anadil: jingle bells
Dot: jingle all the way
Hester: oh what fun it is to die before I’m thirty-eight oh-
Dot: uhh actually Hester dying doesn’t exactly sound that fun…
Tedros: I HAVE TO GIVE A PRESENT TO-
Me: SHUT UP YOU MAN CHILD ITS SECRET SANTA YOU CANT JUST BLURT OUT WHO YOUR GIVING THE GIFT TO!!!
Tedros: why not
Me: CAUSE ITS CALLED SECRET SANTA YOU TWIT
Hester: so this whole thing is anonymous right?
Hester: so if I give the person I’m supposed to give a gift to a engagement ring no one will it was me who gave it?
Me: your Anadil’s secret santa aren’t you?
Agatha: umm ok so I just buy the person whatever I think they’ll like?
Agatha: but what if you know what the person wants but you can’t give it to them
Me: uh why
Agatha: well you see, frog pajamas are hard to come by and that’s really all that Hort wants-
Me: *points to sign that has the words SECRET Santa on it* YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHO YOUR HAVING TO GIVE THE GIFT TO!!!!
Dot: does it count if I put a bow on my head
Hort: if you don’t like the person you have to give a gift to then can you give them coal?
Sophie: who the heck is Ron Weas-
Me: SECRET SANTA ITS CALLED SECRET SANTA ITS CALLED SECRET SANTA IM NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO YOUR GIVING THE GIFT TO ARGHHHHH!!!!
Anadil: do I have to participate
Me: your asking me this now
Me: ok guys! Time to see what our secret Santa’s got us!!!
Hort: I got frog pajamas!
Anadil: I got a…a engagement ring??!!?
Agatha: Dot why the heck do you have a bow on your head
Sophie: WHY DO I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS AGATHA IS BETTER THEN YOU
Dot: hey look I have chocolate!
Tedros: …I have…I have…I have coal…
Me and the coven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In the Harry Potter Universe
Hermione: RONALD WEASLY
Hermione: WHY DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO SIGNED BY SOMEONE CALLED SOPHIE OF THE WOODS BEYOND IN YOUR STOCKING
Me: have you guys ever eaten eggnog
Kiko: what’s eggnog
Me: OMG YOU POOR CHILD HERE *pours Kiko a large glass of eggnog*
Kiko: *sips eggnog* GIMMIE MORE
~~~56 cups of eggnog later~~~
Me: uh ya that’s enough…
Hort: she’s making a list
Dean Dovey: she’s checking it two hundred times
Castor: SHES GONNA FIND OUT WHOS CAUSING THE VICE
Princess Uma: Sophie is coming…to town!
Professor Sheeks: She’s sees what you are eating
Professor Manly: She knows when your awake
Pollux: she knows if you’ve been obeying her
SGE faculty: SO OBEY HER OR GET FIRED OHHHHHH
Dean Dovey: you’d better watch out
Hort: or hide in a hole
Princess Uma: s**** burn your paycheck
Castor: OR SALLOW YOUR SOUL
Professor Manly: Sophie is coming…to town!
Dearest Most Spectacular Most Darling Most Beautiful Dean Sophie Queen of The Woods Beyond, we are pleased to inform you that your order to the Biarwood Fashion District Designer Elize Lady Of Accessories And Health Products has been accepted and will promptly arrive on Christmas Eve! Here are the following charges and costs…
Pure Putsi Midnight Purple Swan Feather Evening Headdress~~~
300 $ Gold 120 $ | Silver 45 $ Bronze
Hand Carved Moon Stone And Mahogany Fifteen Inch Heels With Glass Details
300 $ Gold | 98 $ Silver
Salt Lake Lavender All Organic Face Cream And Steam Rose Mask
456 $ Gold
We wish a joyful season of merry blessings and a wonderful new year,
Terriya Clera Of The Biarwood Fashion District And Five Time Winner Of The EverWood Design Category In The Fashion Section
œ ar Santa Claws Claus,
Hi Santa! This year, I would like a few things 🙂
1. A pet- It’s not fair that both Hester and Anadil both have a animal or demon friend!
2. A crush- I’m tired of being the third wheel to Hester and Anadil and their little love thing!
3. A signed autograph by Ron Weasly
4. The book 10000000000000000000000000000000000001 things to do with left over chocolate
5. A new set of quills because I accidentally turned the last one into chocolate
6. A new parchment notebook to write down my Hanadil and Tagatha fanfiction (Hester burnet the last one)
7. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 7
8. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 8
9. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 9
10. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 10
11. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 11
12. Ouran High School Host Club manga series books 12
13. Fruits Basket manga series books 2
14. Fruits Basket manga series books 3
15. Fruits Basket manga series books 4
16. Fruits Basket manga series books 5
17. Fruits Basket manga series books 6
18. A autograph signed by Tom Felton
19. The new Meagan Trainor CD
20. A t-shirt that says I’m only here for the chocolate in woman’s XXL size
21. A signed autograph by the guy who play Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies only now I’ve forgotten his name
22. SGE BOOK 5
As you can see, I really need barely anything so if you could just give those itty bitty things I would really like it!
Me: welcome to the first Endless Woods Christmas Debate Club Meeting!!! Today’s topic…EGGNOG VS. HOT CHOCOLATE
Dot: HOT CHOCOLATE FOR DA WINNNNNNNNNN
Kiko: EGGNOGGGGGGGG GIMMIE MORE
Tedros: *thoughtfully* Eggnog does taste good with Brandy…
Agatha: TEDROS WHAT THE HECK
Me: hmm well my mom always says that eggnog tastes good with brandy so maybe it actually does?
Agatha: MAPLE DONT YOU DARE ENCOURAGE THIS
Me: *slinks back into my little black hole cave thing*
Dear Lord that was cringeworthy…
YES HESTER YESSSSS!!!!!! I like what Hort got Tedros. He’s deserved it since book 1. Oh Agatha. You truly know what people want.
Looove this!!! Especially the secret santa part and dots Christmas list!!! This is honestly so good
Sorry, but PLEASE don’t curse. It makes some of us *cough* me *cough* feel VERY uncomfortable
Then that’s weird. It shouldn’t block out ‘shell’. And the “h” word too…
Awwww, i really liked this one XD can’t wait for the next 😉
Thank you in advance for the Dear Evan Hansen, and I fully support the idea that Dot writes Hanadil fanfiction!