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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 2 months ago

    Dear donutqueen11, WHYWHYWHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT DEH ITS STUCK IN MY AND ITS GONNA STAY THERE FOR FOREVER…OH POO I DID IT AGAIN…*breaks into For Forever*

    SGE reacts ๐Ÿ˜‰
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    Today’s react is… Dear Evan Hansen
    Featuring parodies written by me and the SGE crew
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    Sophie: Dear Agatha we’ve been wayyyy to out of touch…things have been crazy and it’s awful we don’t talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of each night! I rub my face massage and start moaning in delight-
    Agatha: what the heck
    Sophie: I’m just trying to tell the truth…
    Me: oh dear…
    ————————————
    Tedros: Dear Agatha we’ve been way to out of touch…things have been hectic and missing you like crazy but I should tell you that I think you each night! I wipe my tears because you’ve shown me the light-
    Agatha: uh
    Tedros: I am trying to tell the truth here.
    Agatha: …
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    Dean Dovey: Dear Agatha I wish that we kept in touch. Things have been crazy and Sophie talks way to much…but I should tell you that I think I’ll be alright. I grab my Tylenol and and take a few each night-
    Agatha: why do I keep getting letters…Maple?
    Me: *has mysteriously disappeared*
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    Nicola: Dear Agatha-
    Agatha: *plugs ears* NOPE I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER.
    Me: *sighs*
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    Kiko: ITS JUST NOT FAIR
    Me: what’s not fair?
    Kiko: BOTH MY GAY SONS ARE DEAD
    Me: I’m sorry…what?!?
    Kiko: *crying hysterically* FIRST LAURENS…AND NOW CONNER TOO.
    Me: ok, first off…LAURENS WASNT GAY
    Kiko: or was he…?
    Me: …………..
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    SGE karaoke time!!!!!!
    Waving Through The Window, by Vanessa, Callis, Sophie, and Agatha

    Agatha:
    I’ve learned to slam on the brake
    Before I even turn the key
    Before I make the mistake
    Before I lead with the worst of me

    Callis:
    Give them no reason to stare
    No slipping up if you slip away
    So I got nothing to share
    No, I got nothing to say

    Vanessa:
    Step out, step out of the sun
    If you keep getting burned
    Step out, step out of the sun
    Because you’ve learned, because you’ve learned

    Callis:
    On the outside, always looking in
    Will I ever be more than I’ve always been?
    ‘Cause I’m tap, tap, tapping on the glass
    I’m waving through a window
    I try to speak, but nobody can hear
    So I wait around for an answer to appear
    While I’m watch, watch, watching people pass
    I’m waving through a window, oh
    Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?

    Sophie:
    We start with stars in our eyes
    We start believing that we belong
    But every sun doesn’t rise
    And no one tells you where you went wrong

    Vanessa:
    Step out, step out of the sun
    If you keep getting burned
    Step out, step out of the sun
    Because you’ve learned, because you’ve learned

    Agatha:
    On the outside, always looking in
    Will I ever be more than I’ve always been?
    ‘Cause I’m tap, tap, tapping on the glass
    Waving through a window
    I try to speak, but nobody can hear
    So I wait around for an answer to appear
    While I’m watch, watch, watching people pass
    Waving through a window, oh
    Can anybody see, is anybody waving?

    Vanessa:
    When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around
    Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
    When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around
    Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
    When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around
    Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
    When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around
    Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?

    Sophie:
    Did I even make a sound?
    Did I even make a sound?
    It’s like I never made a sound
    Will I ever make a sound?

    Vanessa & Callis:
    On the outside, always looking in
    Will I ever be more than I’ve always been?
    ‘Cause I’m tap, tap, tapping on the glass
    Waving through a window
    I try to speak, but nobody can hear
    So I wait around for an answer to appear
    While I’m watch, watch, watching people pass
    Waving through a window, oh
    Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?

    Sophie & Agatha:
    Is anybody waving?
    Waving, waving…

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    I think I’ll do a part 2 maybe…what do you guys think?!??

        kirby212 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        I LOVED THIS!!! I LOVE DEAR EVAN HANSEN AND THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM IT!! PLEASE DO A PART TWO!!*begs on my knees*

        shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        That’s amazing! Waving through a window has always reminded me of that illustration in book 3: The one where Vanessa is watching Stephen and Honora through the window.

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          Ikr!!!

          kirby212 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          I just listened to it again and youโ€™re so right. The only difference is that Evan was lonely and Vanessa was a jealous witch.

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          XD someone should really turn SGE into a musical…

          kirby212 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          OMSGE, @themaplebacondonut!! THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF SGE TURNED INTO A MUSICAL! But I think itโ€™s a little too serious to become one.

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          Well I think if it did the storyline would be edited a bit…omsge if Sophie and Agatha had a duet…
          *breaks into WHAT IS THIS FEELING from wicked*

        donutqueen11 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Iโ€™VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR FOREVER THANK YOU SO MUCH THEMAPLEBACONDONUT! Iโ€™m sorry that youโ€™ve got Dear Evan Hansen stuck in your head too, but itโ€™s a masterpiece that needs to be shared. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

          sgefan0103 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          I feel like it would be more like a MACBETH style play.

        kitkat446 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Cool!

          shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          She said the name of the scottish play! Now we are doomed!

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          DOOMED
          DOOMED
          IMPENDING D O O M

        aurorangel replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        that was great!!!!!!
        Also for a second when I first saw Vanessa and Callis I thought of my characters, (kinda mine, not really) before realizing I was wrong. YaY me and YAY YOU!! THAT WAS SO GREAT!

          sgefan0103 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth, I’m cursed! Is that a guy in a black robe on my street in the snow? Maybe I should check it out…

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          CURSED
          CURSED
          C U R S E D
          written, directed by, and starring SOPHIE OF THE WOODS BEYOND!!

        sophiaprincess1275 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

          sgefan0103 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          JK

        impossiblegirl replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Amazing!!
        It’s okay to say McBeth as long as you’re not on a stage. But if all the world’s a stage…
        I highly recommend Falsettos if you like Hamilton and DEH

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