themaplebacondonut

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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 2 months ago

    Me: Quick b4 I forget I should post it
    My head: SLEEP
    Me: come on sleep is overrated
    My head: SLEEPY SLEEPY SLEEP
    Me: ITS JUST COPYING AND PASTING THEN PRESSING A SUBMIT BUTTON
    My head: SLEEP
    Me: SLEEP IS STUPID AND OVERRATED
    My head: *scowls*

    SGE reacts πŸ˜‰
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    Tell me if you’d like to be tagged or untagged πŸ™‚
    Today’s react is… THE LAST JEDI
    There will be spoilers
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    Nicola: Rose and Finn are so cute!!!!!!
    Me: I guess but they felt a little rushed…kinda like you and Hort actually!
    Nicola: …
    Agatha: *walk in* Uh why is Maple bleeding and almost dead
    Nicola: πŸ™‚
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    Hort: Nicola you are my REY of sunshine!
    Nicola: not the puns
    Hort: are the puns why you’ve BEN so distant lately?
    Nicola: how am I dating you
    Hort: cause you don’t want to be SOLO.
    Nicola: can we change the subject?
    Hort: sure I guess
    Nicola: so where are you from? Murmuring mountains? The forests?
    Hort: Nicola you’ll figure it once you stop looking in Alderaan places
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    Sophie: I need a theme
    Agatha: what
    Sophie: you know how all the Star Wars characters have a theme song thing
    Agatha: yes
    Sophie: I need one…any ideas?
    Tedros: how about Call Me Maybe?
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    Me: am I the only person who ships Reylo
    Kiko: NO I SHIP IT TOO
    Me: …
    Me: anyone besides Kiko?
    The entire freaking SGE universe: *Sings the song The Sound Of Silence*
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    WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED
    Hort: look Tedros boi, I can use the force!
    Tedros: oh yeah? *uses force to throw Hort against a wall*
    Hort: *jumps off wall and pulls out light saber*
    Fangirls: OMSGE
    WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
    Hort: look I can use the force! *closes eyes and grunts*
    Tedros: oh yeah? *makes a constipated face*
    Sophie and Agatha: *slowly back out of room*
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    Agatha: I didn’t really like it…there were to many fight scenes and not enough explanations for all the crazy character decisions.
    Tedros: I rather enjoyed the fight scenes. Especially the one where Rey and Kylo Ren did that synchronized fighting thingy. Reminds me of when I had Lance and Chaddick.
    Sophie: but Teddy, aren’t you forgetting? The only person you’ve ever shred a synchronized fight scene was with Rhian.
    Tedros: *completely crushed* darn it.
    Sophie: *smiles pleasantly*
    Me: so what’d you guys think of the force-bond scenes?
    Agatha: meh, they were ok.
    Sophie: are you kidding? Aggie, there was shirtless Adam Driver.
    Tedros: excuse me but I personally think I have a much better shirtless pose then him. I mean, he was wearing high waisted pants.
    Sophie: so? And I’d take a shirtless Adam Driver over you anyday. I bet Aggie would too!
    Agatha: uhhh
    Me: *saves Agatha from answering a freakishly awkward question* so uh…what’d you guys think of the porgs?
    Sophie: meh.
    Me: …
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    I might make a part 2 πŸ™‚

        t-q-yun replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        XD love it, amazing job, maple!!!
        (For the part 2 idea, I think you should!!!)

        kitkat446 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Cool!

        shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Hilarious, even if I gave up on star wars after Star Wars 8: The Quest For More Money.

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          XD XD
          Oh god I just realized the second half of this is in italics…

        kiko4everafter replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        i haven’t seen the movie, but this was still pretty funny πŸ™‚

        evilerruler845 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Haha, XD good job.

        impossiblegirl replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Awesome!!

        doveys-apprentice replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        πŸ˜† good job!

        sophiaprincess1275 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        Yes I neeeed a part two!! This is hilarious!! I love the puns πŸ™‚ There is something siriusly Ron with me

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          Omg yes that HP pun…reminds me of HP reacts hehe XD

        aurorangel replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        REYLO IS AWFUL. THE PORGS ARE ALL WE NEED

        NO REYLO. ITS ABUSE. IT IS. AND THAT’S NOT GOOD
        DO YOU KNOW THE BEST SHIP?
        The MILLENNIUM FALCON

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          okkkk wellllll
          1. PORGS YES I AGREE I FREAKING LOVE PORGS YESSSS
          2. The Millennium Falcon is awesome
          3. Though it’s not my OTP I do ship Reylo and find it kinda sweet-ish at times that’s just my opinion plz no hate thou cause a lot of reylo shippers (especially before TLJ) got a lot of hate…

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 2 months ago

          ALSOOO
          do u like Stormpilot? I personally find it rlly cute XD πŸ™‚

        kirby212 replied 2 years, 2 months ago

        I just watched the movie and LOVED IT!! Somethings could’ve been taken ou like the whole Rose and Finn thing( exactly like Hicola). YES ABSOLUTELY SUPPORT REYLO!!!β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ Hort and those puns!! I want β€˜porg’!!

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