My Ranking Points
Me: Quick b4 I forget I should post it
My head: SLEEP
Me: come on sleep is overrated
My head: SLEEPY SLEEPY SLEEP
Me: ITS JUST COPYING AND PASTING THEN PRESSING A SUBMIT BUTTON
My head: SLEEP
Me: SLEEP IS STUPID AND OVERRATED
My head: *scowls*
SGE reacts 😉
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Today’s react is… THE LAST JEDI
There will be spoilers
Nicola: Rose and Finn are so cute!!!!!!
Me: I guess but they felt a little rushed…kinda like you and Hort actually!
Agatha: *walk in* Uh why is Maple bleeding and almost dead
Hort: Nicola you are my REY of sunshine!
Nicola: not the puns
Hort: are the puns why you’ve BEN so distant lately?
Nicola: how am I dating you
Hort: cause you don’t want to be SOLO.
Nicola: can we change the subject?
Hort: sure I guess
Nicola: so where are you from? Murmuring mountains? The forests?
Hort: Nicola you’ll figure it once you stop looking in Alderaan places
Sophie: I need a theme
Sophie: you know how all the Star Wars characters have a theme song thing
Sophie: I need one…any ideas?
Tedros: how about Call Me Maybe?
Me: am I the only person who ships Reylo
Kiko: NO I SHIP IT TOO
Me: anyone besides Kiko?
The entire freaking SGE universe: *Sings the song The Sound Of Silence*
WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED
Hort: look Tedros boi, I can use the force!
Tedros: oh yeah? *uses force to throw Hort against a wall*
Hort: *jumps off wall and pulls out light saber*
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Hort: look I can use the force! *closes eyes and grunts*
Tedros: oh yeah? *makes a constipated face*
Sophie and Agatha: *slowly back out of room*
Agatha: I didn’t really like it…there were to many fight scenes and not enough explanations for all the crazy character decisions.
Tedros: I rather enjoyed the fight scenes. Especially the one where Rey and Kylo Ren did that synchronized fighting thingy. Reminds me of when I had Lance and Chaddick.
Sophie: but Teddy, aren’t you forgetting? The only person you’ve ever shred a synchronized fight scene was with Rhian.
Tedros: *completely crushed* darn it.
Sophie: *smiles pleasantly*
Me: so what’d you guys think of the force-bond scenes?
Agatha: meh, they were ok.
Sophie: are you kidding? Aggie, there was shirtless Adam Driver.
Tedros: excuse me but I personally think I have a much better shirtless pose then him. I mean, he was wearing high waisted pants.
Sophie: so? And I’d take a shirtless Adam Driver over you anyday. I bet Aggie would too!
Me: *saves Agatha from answering a freakishly awkward question* so uh…what’d you guys think of the porgs?
I might make a part 2 🙂
XD love it, amazing job, maple!!!
(For the part 2 idea, I think you should!!!)
Hilarious, even if I gave up on star wars after Star Wars 8: The Quest For More Money.
i haven’t seen the movie, but this was still pretty funny 🙂
Yes I neeeed a part two!! This is hilarious!! I love the puns 🙂 There is something siriusly Ron with me
REYLO IS AWFUL. THE PORGS ARE ALL WE NEED
NO REYLO. ITS ABUSE. IT IS. AND THAT’S NOT GOOD
DO YOU KNOW THE BEST SHIP?
The MILLENNIUM FALCON
1. PORGS YES I AGREE I FREAKING LOVE PORGS YESSSS
2. The Millennium Falcon is awesome
3. Though it’s not my OTP I do ship Reylo and find it kinda sweet-ish at times that’s just my opinion plz no hate thou cause a lot of reylo shippers (especially before TLJ) got a lot of hate…