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Today’s react is… The Last Jedi part 2
Hort: I need help being romantic towards Nicola
Me: *hands Hort tickets to TLJ* pAy ATTenTioN tO KyLO ReN
Hort: okie 🙂
Hort: *watches movie*
HORT’S BRILLIANT ATTEMPT AT BEING KYLO REN # 1
Hort: *runs fingers through hair* hey Nicola
Nicola: what’s up
Hort: Can you see my surroundings?
Nicola: um yeah
Hort: I can’t see yours surroundings, just you…
Nicola: Do you need glasses?
HORT’S BRILLIANT ATTEMPT AT BEING KYLO REN # 2
Hort: You are no one.
Nicola: WTH HORT
HORT’S BRILLIANT ATTEMPT AT BEING KYLO REN # 3
Nicola: *randomly walks into a room* Hort, this isn’t exactly the best time for me to meet up with you I have to go study and stuff.
Hort: *turns around and poses* Yeah this isn’t the best time for me either…
Nicola: FOR THE LOVE OF THE STORIAN GET A SHIRT
HORT’S BRILLIANT ATTEMPT AT BEING KYLO REN # 4
Nicola: Hey Hort.
Hort: My name isn’t Hort, it’s actually Ben Solo. Also I killed my father…feel sympathy and extreme affection for me.
Sophie: I like Kylo Ren.
Agatha: Why? He’s just this annoying toting man-child who likes sharp objects and breaking things.
Sophie: you realized you just described Tedros right?
Kiko: I HATE HUX
Kiko: HES A DISGRACE TO TRISTAN
Kiko: HES DOES HORRIBLE THINGS
Me: and what has that got to do with Tristan
Kiko: HE AND TRISTAN HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR
Sophie: *runs in screaming* HAIRIST HAIRIST
Sophie: *meets Tedros* I like u ur nice and buff
Sophie: *meets Rafal* Ohhh love ya ur good lookin
Sophie: *meets Rhian* Boi let’s get together
Sophie: *sees Kylo Ren* BACK THE HELK AWAY REY GURL
Me: can we try to have an actual decent react conversation where we actually react to something without going off topic or trying to kill each other?
Tedros: why not
Me: I’ll raise your salary!
Hester: well I never had a salary to begin with.
Me: hm fair point. Ok, your excused from this react…NOW GO DATE ANADIL OR SOMETHING
Hester: uh no.
Hester: *leaves react*
Hester: *secretly goes on date with Anadil*
Me: ok now we can have a react 😀
Me: so what did you like about it The Last Jedi??
Agatha: that it wasn’t completely a remake of a previous one.
Me: true, true. The Force Awakens was quite literally a remake of A New Hope.
Tedros: it was?
Me: well duh
Tedros: huh…never noticed.
Me: Can you guys talk or something? I’m kinda getting bored of just typing ellipses over and over again.
Me: ya know the little dot things?
Tedros: well I wouldn’t call Dot little…
Agatha: *slaps Tedros*
Tedros: what was that for????
Me: *rolls eyes* you shouldn’t insult Dot you idiot.
Agatha: yeah. She’s a nice person.
Dot: *randomly wanders in and turns Agatha into chocolate* oops.
Me: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ELLIPSES
Tedros: that they are lil Dots
Dot: who me?
Tedros: yes you
Me: couldn’t be
Dot: then who?
My sister: wHO StOle THe COoKiE frOm T hE cooKIe JAr
Jar Jar Binks: Aresa talks about mesa?
Me, Darth Vader, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Qui Gon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How do you handle those messed up teenagers? I literally just watched the last jedi and. It. Was. AMAZING! Oh Hort, just be your self conscious self and hope everything works out. Ok I hate to admit this but Sophie is so true about Tedros being like Kylo Ren. But at least Kylo ren is smart unlike Tedros.
This is priceless… also, have you ever done a SGE React on Warriors?
@makaylaofdarkwoods I’ve never read the warriors book series so no, but if I do read them soon then I will definitely do a react to it!