themaplebacondonut

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    themaplebacondonut posted an update in the group Fan Fiction 2 years, 1 month ago

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    Today’s react is… that horrendously hideous holiday that Hester hates (aka Valentine’s Day) and other stuff because life ok life.
    Warning: LOTS OF RAMBLING AHEAD IM GONNA GO OFF A TAGENT OK LETS DO THISSSSSSS
    Also I’m going to make a lot of references that may be hard to get please don’t judge my weird sense of humor…
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Agatha: Valentine’s Day? Bleh.
    Sophie: oh yes I-Get-Presents-Day? I love that holiday!
    Hort: Umm what’s that? Is it a day where we celebrate people called Val?
    _______
    Hester: Valin- *starts coughing*
    Hester: Valentin- *starts violently hacking and chocking*
    Hester: Valentine- *passes out*
    Me: …wut
    Anadil: it’s allergy season.
    _______
    Tedros:*runs in waving around arms like it’s the apocalypse or something* HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEE MERLINNNNNN
    Merlin: what it is my dear boy?
    Tedros: ITS VALENTINES DAYYYYYYYY
    Merlin: So what happened? Did you manage to complete embarrass yourself and your legacy in front of the entire kingdom again?
    Tedros: *starts sobbing* No…*pauses to loudly blow nose* it’s even worse…
    Merlin: well what happened?
    Tedros: *miserable* Agatha happened.
    Merlin: ah I see…*opens a suitcase*
    Tedros: well aren’t you going to help?
    Merlin: of course, yes, yes…*starts packing suitcase and mapping out castle escape routes*
    _________
    Sophie: AGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Agatha: what
    Sophie: MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT LOVEEEEEE MEE
    Agatha: no I’m sure Hort still likes you.
    Sophie: …
    Dot: AGATHA’S A SAVAGE
    __________
    Hester and Anadil: *start arguing*
    Soman: *sings* I see what’s happening
    Anti Hanadil people: NOOOOOOOO
    Soman: *sings* they don’t even have a clue…
    Hester and Anadil: *are now in a awkward silence and are staring at each other*
    Anti Hanadil people: PLEASE NO
    Soman: *sings* Now the covens down to two…
    Dot: HEY!
    ______________
    Me: AND NOW, LIVE FROM SGE STUDIOS, EVERYONES FAVORITE BOY BAND…ONE DIRECTION!
    Hort: *sings* you don’t your beatifullllllll
    Me: *unplugs radio*
    Hort: *is now mouthing words with no noise*
    Tedros: mmmmmhummmmmhmmmmm
    Me: …
    Me: WHERE THE HECK IS HARRY STLYES
    ______________
    Da Bromance
    Tedros and Nicola: *discussing war strategies*
    Hort: *prances in with a huge bouquet of roses*
    Nicola: *blushes*
    Hort: *gives flowers to Tedros*
    Nicola: …
    Nicola: …
    Nicola: %#¥$
    __________
    Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* Tis I, St. T! And I have brought presents for all!
    Dot: *hopefully* Even me St. T?
    Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* OF COURSE! For Christma- errrrr…I mean, VALENTINES DAY is a day for all!
    Dot: really?
    Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* why yes! I do this for the great pumpki- ummm I mean VALENTINE!
    Me: it’s like rewatching that old Charlie Brown Halloween movie but Tedros is Linus.
    Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* what are you talking about? The great Valentine will rise up and give me presents to give to all the good lil children!
    Agatha: *sarcastically*yippe…
    ___

    ACTUAL REACT:
    Me: so what’d you guys get for Valentine’s Day gifts?
    Sophie: I some cd that plays the song Attention by Charlie Puth
    Me: lucky
    Dot: You just want attention, you don’t want my heart
    Hort: WE BE DA PUTHINATORS
    Nicola: the **** in what?
    Agatha: pretty sure just said ******************
    Car dealer dude: NOT actors, but REAL people. Now tell me, how do YOU like the new Chevrolet?
    Me: meh Acura
    Bea Miller: If you were Dracula-a-a-a-a I’d let you take that bite
    Me: no Acura
    Bea Miller: *continues singing her great song Dracula*
    Edward Cullen: did someone call my name?
    Madonna: when you call my name, it’s like a little prayer
    Soman: *fanguying cause he likes Madonna’s music*
    Edward: *coughs loudly*
    Sophie: OMG CEDRIC I KNEW YOUD COME BACK FOR MEEEEEEE
    Hort: Cedric bruh, your supposed to be dead
    Voldemort: well now you know how I feel
    Dot: CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOVE TONIGHTTTTTTTTTT
    Me: actually it’s mid afternoon but ok…
    Dot: party ******.
    Hort: PUTHINATORSSSSSS
    Agatha: still think he’s talking about ******************.
    Nicola: Jesus sometimes I feel Hort’s as stupid as Rhian sometimes…
    Rhian: DO U KNOW DA WAE
    Nicola: nevermind.
    Kei: ME AND MY BROTHERS NO DA WAY
    Agatha: hey Rhian while I have you here can you tell me how you guys plan on winning the whole war thing and killing me and my friends?
    Rhian: ugandan warriors.
    Me: NOOOOO
    Kei: LET OUT THE MEMES
    Rhian: ALL HAIL DA QUEEN
    Everyone: *ends up staring at ugandan knuckle queen memes with the lil red dude*
    Rafal: and I thought I was evil…
    _________
    why Rhian really hates Teddy
    Rhian: so…
    Tedros: what
    Rhian: do u know da wae
    Tedros: the what
    Rhian: TREASONNNNNN
    ——-
    Rhian: do u know da wae
    Moana: WE KNOW THE WAYYYY WE SAIL ACROSS TO FINDDD ANOTHER ISLAND EVERYWHERE WE ROAMMMM WE KNOW THE WAYYYY
    Rhian: …
    ______
    ——~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Good lord I’m weird.
    OKAY HERE IS REFERENCE LIST FOR YALL WHO ARENT WEIRD LIKE ME;
    the ‘do u know da wae’ is a very real, very evil thing. Almost all my group chats are spammed with memes and people talking about ugandan warriors and knuckles. And I’m pretty sure Puthinator is the term for Charlie Puth fans though I’m not completely sure. And yes, when you say the word Puthinator out loud it sounds like your saying ******************. I’ve learned that through personal experience. By Edward Cullen I meant the Edward dude from the a Twilight series (you know the vampire one with the bell ***). When Cedric Diggory died he became Edward (google it if you don’t believe me).
    And the song Attention by Charlie Puth is actually a pretty good song. So is Dracula by Bea Miller. And Like A Prayer by Madonna (FYI Soman does actually like Madonna 🙂 )
    Hope you enjoyed this and had a tedrostastic Valentines Day!

        themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        Btw guys the stars are the words
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        Stick
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        prstncharlie replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        I love this so much! Hahahahaha Do you mind tagging me? <3 <3

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 1 month ago

          Sure 🙂

        shadowstorm12 replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        I got every reference in this and it made me very happy 🙂

        aoibhinnwishington replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        I love this so much!!! also could i please be tagged

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 1 month ago

          Sure! 😀

        kitkat446 replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        Cool!

        donutqueen11 replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        I see what you did there, very clever. 🙂 🙂 🙂

        pinkeleora08 replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        I LOVED THIS!!! (and i am not a LARGE fan of hanadil… but kind of)

        zikaly replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        i’m sorta confused……. but thats ok cause this was good

          themaplebacondonut replied 2 years, 1 month ago

          XD ok:)

        t-q-yun replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        KEEP TAGGING ME!!

        impossiblegirl replied 2 years, 1 month ago

        Amazing!
        (I love Hanadil so much!!)

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