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Today’s react is… that horrendously hideous holiday that Hester hates (aka Valentine’s Day) and other stuff because life ok life.
Warning: LOTS OF RAMBLING AHEAD IM GONNA GO OFF A TAGENT OK LETS DO THISSSSSSS
Also I’m going to make a lot of references that may be hard to get please don’t judge my weird sense of humor…
Agatha: Valentine’s Day? Bleh.
Sophie: oh yes I-Get-Presents-Day? I love that holiday!
Hort: Umm what’s that? Is it a day where we celebrate people called Val?
Hester: Valin- *starts coughing*
Hester: Valentin- *starts violently hacking and chocking*
Hester: Valentine- *passes out*
Anadil: it’s allergy season.
Tedros:*runs in waving around arms like it’s the apocalypse or something* HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEE MERLINNNNNN
Merlin: what it is my dear boy?
Tedros: ITS VALENTINES DAYYYYYYYY
Merlin: So what happened? Did you manage to complete embarrass yourself and your legacy in front of the entire kingdom again?
Tedros: *starts sobbing* No…*pauses to loudly blow nose* it’s even worse…
Merlin: well what happened?
Tedros: *miserable* Agatha happened.
Merlin: ah I see…*opens a suitcase*
Tedros: well aren’t you going to help?
Merlin: of course, yes, yes…*starts packing suitcase and mapping out castle escape routes*
Sophie: MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT LOVEEEEEE MEE
Agatha: no I’m sure Hort still likes you.
Dot: AGATHA’S A SAVAGE
Hester and Anadil: *start arguing*
Soman: *sings* I see what’s happening
Anti Hanadil people: NOOOOOOOO
Soman: *sings* they don’t even have a clue…
Hester and Anadil: *are now in a awkward silence and are staring at each other*
Anti Hanadil people: PLEASE NO
Soman: *sings* Now the covens down to two…
Me: AND NOW, LIVE FROM SGE STUDIOS, EVERYONES FAVORITE BOY BAND…ONE DIRECTION!
Hort: *sings* you don’t your beatifullllllll
Me: *unplugs radio*
Hort: *is now mouthing words with no noise*
Me: WHERE THE HECK IS HARRY STLYES
Tedros and Nicola: *discussing war strategies*
Hort: *prances in with a huge bouquet of roses*
Hort: *gives flowers to Tedros*
Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* Tis I, St. T! And I have brought presents for all!
Dot: *hopefully* Even me St. T?
Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* OF COURSE! For Christma- errrrr…I mean, VALENTINES DAY is a day for all!
Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* why yes! I do this for the great pumpki- ummm I mean VALENTINE!
Me: it’s like rewatching that old Charlie Brown Halloween movie but Tedros is Linus.
Tedros: *in deep booming Santa Claus voice* what are you talking about? The great Valentine will rise up and give me presents to give to all the good lil children!
Me: so what’d you guys get for Valentine’s Day gifts?
Sophie: I some cd that plays the song Attention by Charlie Puth
Dot: You just want attention, you don’t want my heart
Hort: WE BE DA PUTHINATORS
Nicola: the **** in what?
Agatha: pretty sure just said ******************
Car dealer dude: NOT actors, but REAL people. Now tell me, how do YOU like the new Chevrolet?
Me: meh Acura
Bea Miller: If you were Dracula-a-a-a-a I’d let you take that bite
Me: no Acura
Bea Miller: *continues singing her great song Dracula*
Edward Cullen: did someone call my name?
Madonna: when you call my name, it’s like a little prayer
Soman: *fanguying cause he likes Madonna’s music*
Edward: *coughs loudly*
Sophie: OMG CEDRIC I KNEW YOUD COME BACK FOR MEEEEEEE
Hort: Cedric bruh, your supposed to be dead
Voldemort: well now you know how I feel
Dot: CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOVE TONIGHTTTTTTTTTT
Me: actually it’s mid afternoon but ok…
Dot: party ******.
Agatha: still think he’s talking about ******************.
Nicola: Jesus sometimes I feel Hort’s as stupid as Rhian sometimes…
Rhian: DO U KNOW DA WAE
Kei: ME AND MY BROTHERS NO DA WAY
Agatha: hey Rhian while I have you here can you tell me how you guys plan on winning the whole war thing and killing me and my friends?
Rhian: ugandan warriors.
Kei: LET OUT THE MEMES
Rhian: ALL HAIL DA QUEEN
Everyone: *ends up staring at ugandan knuckle queen memes with the lil red dude*
Rafal: and I thought I was evil…
why Rhian really hates Teddy
Rhian: do u know da wae
Tedros: the what
Rhian: do u know da wae
Moana: WE KNOW THE WAYYYY WE SAIL ACROSS TO FINDDD ANOTHER ISLAND EVERYWHERE WE ROAMMMM WE KNOW THE WAYYYY
Good lord I’m weird.
OKAY HERE IS REFERENCE LIST FOR YALL WHO ARENT WEIRD LIKE ME;
the ‘do u know da wae’ is a very real, very evil thing. Almost all my group chats are spammed with memes and people talking about ugandan warriors and knuckles. And I’m pretty sure Puthinator is the term for Charlie Puth fans though I’m not completely sure. And yes, when you say the word Puthinator out loud it sounds like your saying ******************. I’ve learned that through personal experience. By Edward Cullen I meant the Edward dude from the a Twilight series (you know the vampire one with the bell ***). When Cedric Diggory died he became Edward (google it if you don’t believe me).
And the song Attention by Charlie Puth is actually a pretty good song. So is Dracula by Bea Miller. And Like A Prayer by Madonna (FYI Soman does actually like Madonna 🙂 )
Hope you enjoyed this and had a tedrostastic Valentines Day!
Btw guys the stars are the words
I love this so much! Hahahahaha Do you mind tagging me? <3 <3
I got every reference in this and it made me very happy 🙂
I love this so much!!! also could i please be tagged
I LOVED THIS!!! (and i am not a LARGE fan of hanadil… but kind of)