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SGE Reacts 🙂
(Yes this time we actually do a react!!!!)
React to Danielle Bregoli, WoahhVicky, and Lil Tay
Hort: We haven’t done one of these in sooooooo long!
Nicola: I know!
Me: Bye bye!
Me: *pushes Nicola out the door* Gosh I cant stand her…
Sophie: Neither can I…
Me: Anyway, the things-well actually the people that we are reacting to are none other then Danielle Bregoli, WoahhVicky, and Lil Tay.
Sophie: Uh, who?
Me: You guys are lucky that you don’t know them…
Hort: Explain please.
Me: Okay, so Danielle Bregoli, WoahhVicky, and Lil Tay are three Internet and social media personalitys.
Hort: What’s the Internet?
Sophie: Is it edible? How many calories are in it?
Me: Geez you guys seriously don’t know what the internet is? I pity you-
SQUIP: LETZ SAVE DA PITIFUL CHILDREN YAAAAA YAAA LETZ SAVE DA PITIFUL CHILDREN WOAHHHH WOAHHHHH
Hort: So he’s WoahhVicky?
Me: *snorts* Nope. Why’d you think that?
Hort: *imitates the SQUIPS voice* WOAHHHH WOAHHHH
SQUIP: OHHH OHHHH LETZ SAVE THE-
Me: *shoves SQUIP out the nearest window*
Hort: Why the ellipsis Sophie?
Sophie: Because I want to say something. *sends a pointed look at Me, Maple*
Sophie: i like hort i wanna marry him- STOP IT MAPLE
SQUIP: *hops back in from the window* HEHE LETZ DA PITIFUL CHILDRENNNN HEHEHEEEEE LETZ SAVE DA-
Everyone (so literally me, Sophie, and Hort): *stare at the freaking deranged SQUIP*
Me: Heheheeee wasn’t part of the song…
SQUIP: ohhh coming through the window? Dreadful etiquette I know-
JD the bean: THATS MY LINE
Sophie: Now who is that hot looking-
Ram and Kurt: *run in*
Nicola: *pokes head out door* Sophie! You can’t even talk right. You need speech class.
Danielle Bregoli: I know…
Hort: Wait so is that the WoahhVicky person?
Lil Tay: Why the f*** has no f******* b**** mentioned Lil Tay?
Hort: WHO IS LIL TAY
Lil Tay: *points to self* Dats lil Tay- THE YOUNGEST FLEXER OF DA CENTURY BRUH
Random nice reader: *s l o w l y b a c k s a w a y*
Burr: iM WILLING TO WAIT FOR ITTTTTTTT
Students of Westerburg High: HOLY SHIZZLEBISCUITS
Gordon Ramsay: WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
*then everyone dissolved into a food fight because Maple had finally lost her mind and went off to watch people complain about Jake Paul on YouTube because she has no lifeeeee*
That wasn’t a react or that funny to read lol…
Let me try that again…
*insert 80’s music*
Me: You know what, I’m just gonna describe some people and you guys can react to my descriptions.
Me: Okay let’s go least worst to the worst…
Hort: *in a drag queen voice because Hort should be a drag queen…you know what? I’m gonna go write an AU were Hort is a drag queen! Okie now back to the react…*Say what now???
Me: Danielle Bregoli is a rapper and Internet personality whose known for her catch phrase; Cash me outside, how bout dah? She was also guest on Dr. Phil.
Sophie: What is Dr. Phil? Is that vegan?
Me: *inserts the GIF were everyone facepalms*
Hort: SOPHIE! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOWN DR. PHIL? THAT MAN IS A FREAKING MASTERPIECE!
Sophie and Me: …
Hort: I MEANT THAT HIS WORK IS MASTERFUL
Me: If you say so…anyway, next our list is WoahhVicky-
Me: *coughs loudly to get their attention*
Hort: HOLY SHIZZLEBISCUITS MAPLE’S HAVING A SEIZURE
Sophie: no you idiot. She’s having a heart attack.
Nicola: *pokes head out door* For the love of the Storian guys! It’s obvious what’s happening!
Hort and Sophie: What?
Nicola: She’s dying.
*and on that cheery note we leave because if Maple spends one more minute on her iPad her mom will yell at her*
I use the same tag list on this as I will on HESTERS…
Should I do a part two??
YESSSS PART 2!!!!!! Ya know, for my birthday I went to see Hamilton. We ate birthday dinner at the fancy resteraunt across from the theater. Our waiter was named Jeremy. Isn’t that ironic? His name was Jeremy and he worked across from a theater that was currently having shows of Be More Chill.
That’s awesome how ironic that was. Maple, you should do a be more chill react!
HAHAHA YEP THATS SOME SERIOUS IRONY RIGHT THEREEEEEEE lol.
I saw Hamilton as a Christmas present but we ate a burger place with no waiters XD
Yeah I probably should do Reacts to BMC…hmmm or maybe an AU where Hort is Jeremy, Nicola is Christine, Dot is Jenna, Tedros is Jake, Philip is Rich…but who’d be Michael???
Sophie could be Jenna and Dot could be Micheal or Machaela cuz Hort said in book 2 that without dot, he didn’t have anyone to talk to and in book 3 when he is cool, he shuns and insults dot.
OMG! I LOVE THIS SOOOOOOO MUCH! Please write more reacts!