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A fact of life:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W.TF
Hort: Fun fact! Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today :/
Tedros: In fact, religious persons are not much different from atheists…
There are 4,000 religions in the world. A religious person believes that 3,999 religions are wrong. An atheist believes that 4,000 religions are wrong.
Hort: Little known fact-
Captain Hook bought his hook from a second hand store.
What would you call a reality show where Sirius Black adopted the Weasley children?
“Orange is the new Black…”
What is the difference between Russia and reality?
Trump had connections with Russia.
CALLER: Is this Gordon’s Pizza?
GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our calle…[Read more]
How do you offend a photon?
You tell it that it doesn’t matter.
Sophie: I apologize for offending you when I called you stupid.
Tedros: No pr-
Sophie *interrupts* : I thought you already knew.
Artemis Fowl *obviously confused*: I told Holly to get Lost, and she seemed quite offended. But I thought it was a pretty good series.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE ARE ALL AMAZING YOU MADE ME SMILE I NEEDED THIS TODAY
Hehehe tysm Melody!! I would repost again, but I’m super lazy- and I know that’s not a good- but yeah 😅 the same goes to you too darling!! 🥰🤗
Thank you so much Melody, I’m legit so touched!! I’d sent it back, but I have to get off here soon, so just pretend I sent it back 🙃😉
Wait you speak Persian right? well obviously but anyway so I’m writing a book and the main character’s Name, Darya means sea in Persian is that right? I mean thats what google translate told me
Yes, I live in Iran and my first language is Persian!
And wow… One of my friends name’s is Darya, and yes that means sea!
When I was second grade, my friends used to call me Sahel (Which means beach in English) because I always sat next to Darya!😅😂😃
XD your like “Of course yall know what Sawn Lake is” but in reality I have no idea what that is XD.
Well I don’t know the exact details but it’s a story turned ballet I think
Wait what- I had no idea you even know what Shomal is!!😂 (I mean most people don’t, obviously)
Yes, it’s in Ramsar, one of the most beautiful cities in Shomal! (Shomal basically means North in Persian… I’m not sure if you know this one or not lol)
Hehe I know a little a bit about it! I love sightseeing, and I try to find places to go visit or just look at, and I came across Shomal once 😅
Oh that sound really neat! I wish I could go there but I live on the other side of the world… lol
I’m actually kind of right near Iran but like I don’t think i’ll ever be able to go there bc of like complicated reasons i guess
@FLUFFYCLOUDS52 Really? Which country do you live in?
Yeah but I don’t think many Israelis go to Iran bc of political reasons and religious reasons you know?
WOW THAT SOUNDS VERY EXCTIGING (I’m not anywhere near Iran, but yeah complicated reasons wouldn’t allow me in lsdjfds)
Well, until the last month Iranians weren’t allowed to get residency in America too… (Actually Muslims weren’t allowed to go, and most Iranians are Muslim🤷🏻♀️) But Joe Biden cancelled that!!!😃
For some reason I feel like we kind of have the same reason but maybe not. Mine is also kinda political
Yeah I’ve heard…
Btw are you a Muslim too? Because some of Israelans are Muslim…
Oh wow lol… I really wish you could come to Iran… Maybe we could even see each other!🥺
But NOOOO… politics and government HAVE to mess everything up
OH FLUFFY CLOUDS POERSON YES THAT IS WHY I CAN”T GO HAHAHA
ARE YOU OBSERVENT
WHOAAA SO COOL!!!! I totally wanna go there and have fun next summer!
(IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY) Didn’t you say you live in Pakistan? Why don’t you really come next summer?
XD no I don’t live in Pakistan
Agh i wish I could go next summer
That is SO PRETTY! I’m SUPPOSED to go to Australia, New Zealand, and Hawaii this summer for two weeks… but with COVID… we’ve already pushed it back from LAST summer (when I was supposed to go…)
YEEESSSSSS I WISH I COULD GO THEREEEE T-T
I MISS SHOMAL SO MUCHHHHHH 😭😭😭
Why am I thinking about Sophie when looking at this?
This is her previous post: https://www.instagram.com/p/CGhd4MzB5Fu/?igshid=1k7lrn568w2sz
Well the links don’t work for me but first: What about women pregnant with boys?
Well, um… Ignore them if😂
Ps. Did you open them in chrome or app?
I’m not sure… But it didn’t work with firefox and it worked with chrome for me
Do you have an acc in instagram? If you don’t then maybe that’s the reason
I’m so sorry for the late reply Tash, but I recorded the screen for you and you can see the post in this video: https://s16.picofile.com/d/8422319884/c0668c5a-7838-454a-9c2f-2e7baf2facf4/Girls_without_boys.mp4 😊🌟
Aww thanks. Umm looking at those I feel my mind might be……. overthinking things slightly. I jumped straight to the logistical problem of continueing the survival of the human race. My solution would be to find the apes with the nearest DNA to humans, and genetically modify them to be able to interbreed with humans sucessfully. And now I…[Read more]
Um… No actually it wasn’t XD
It has said only for 24 hours, so it won’t really affect human race that much ig lol
Yeah I get that now lol, but originally I interpreted it as: girls have been gone for 24 hours and they haven’t come back yet what do u do XD
OMG I just- oof. I hate autocorrect. I meant “ignore them ig” not ignore them if 😐
Hmmm, if guys vanished for 24 hours… well first of all, I’d walk the streets looking like a total Queen knowing I wouldn’t get cat-called. Hmmm probably have a huge girl party where we really don’t have to worry about guys!
I would be really sad because I would miss my brother, and I would have to eat fast food because my dad cooks 😢.
Wear what I want outside, leave the house in the middle of the night ✌🏼
Mmmmmm . . . probably sigh that yay, no boyish stupidity for 24 hours, HOORAY, my toxic brother’s finally leaving me alone! 😀
Definitely take a walk at night and just hang out with my friends! And-no men for 24 hours- means no need to wear hijab for 24 hours! (Even though I still probably would-) 🤩
hmmm i’d thrive because there would be no annoying boys in class always being such brats
then i’d run around like a screaming lunatic as always 😉
huh i would die bcz boys are cute and my dad is a boy so yeah but i would probs be happy for a min lol
I would probably go into all the boys bathrooms in my school and paint pink unicorns and other girly stuff all over the place XD.
OMGGG I’D LOVE TO SEE THEIR REACTION WHEN THEY RETURN 🤣
PLEASE DO my school let the girls decorate their bathroom but for some reason we weren’t given any materials to decorate ours
Oh wow XD😂
So ig you instead can answer to the question “What would you do if girls had vanished from the Earth for 24 hours?” Lol
Hmmm… I’d probably just be sad because a lot of my friends are girls and my mom and sister would be gone
What would I do?
Live in peace because the boys in my class are jerks, and enjoy some quality girl time with my mom, get my ears pierced or something because my dad hates the idea of me getting my ears pierced
Really? Piercing ears is kind of common in Iran… People pierce their children’s ears when they’re about 3 or 4
I’m Cuban, and Cubans usually go to get their ears pierced at birth but my dad didn’t like that so I would have gotten piercings by now if it weren’t for my dad
I could get my ears pierced I suppose… I just don’t want to
Eh… I would miss my brother because I would have no one else to endure my sister’s craziness with haha
But I guess for just 24 hours it would be a nice break…? It would be weird without my Dad as well XD
I would totally miss my best friend, but I would HAVE A PARTYYY AND TALK ABOUT ALL THE HOT BOYSSSS
Thinking about boys even when they’ve vanished, eh? I’d probably do the sameeee XDDD 😂😂
If boys disappeared for twenty four hours……I would blast showtunes and watch my favorite shows with my friends cause *shrugs* its a crisis so probs no school sooooo force my friends to watch Wandavision, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D and Julie and the Phantoms with meeeeeee
Probably go out at night
I’d miss my brother and my dad
Idk what else…
Hello! Yes, I checked and I could see the things- expect that I can’t read what they said 😅
hi! and like what Zee said, I can open it and see everything, I just can’t read anything – I mean it is a Persian website hahhaa
I have a surprise for Valentine’s day, that’s why I needed to know!😈😆😂
Hey @DEATHBRINGER !🌻
Are you a WOF fan too?😃😃😃
And btw can I please have ur bio for my SGE RP?
Appearance(hair, eyes, height, etc):
Outfit in summer:
Outfit in winter:
The kingdom you came from:
Preferred w…[Read more]
And if u want 2 read the previous chapters, here’s where I posted it for Autumn!😊
I’m new so idk what a WOF fan is. But I fill still fill out ur thing 🙂
Personality: Rough, cold and unfriendly. Doesn’t care what people think. Wants 2 be Next Top Villain.
Appearance(hair, eyes, height, etc): Gray long hair, Green eyes, tall, slim.
Outfit in summer: Hoodie and jeans
Outfit in winter: Hoodie and…[Read more]
Oh, I mean Wings of Fire fan
Since your username is DEATHBRINGER I thought you may be one!
And also thank you so much for bio, shall I tag you for the next chapters?
Don’t say only on book 11 dude, I’ve only read untill book 10… But that’s because the rest are still not in Iran lol…
I’ve seen the series in bookstore but I haven’t read it yet… Btw I’m sorry I forgot to tag you but will you please look at my last post?
Hey @SOPHIETHEQUEENGODDESS !🌟💛
Can you please click on this link and see if it opens? https://digipostal.ir
This is a Persian website, I just want to make sure it’s not filtered in other countries