Hi- so this is just a quick post about the discord/hangouts/zoom calls for pride week (which is next week!)
Please fill out this RSVP form for the calls if you haven’t already! (I know I’ve given y’all like 50 google forms, but this one is quick, I promise XD)
If you’re doing any of the hangout calls, make…[Read more]
My parents aren’t letting me do any calls so I’m not going to attend any of the calls. But I can do other things.
Okay! My email is [email protected], not sure if I put it already or not
Nah, you don’t have the fill it out. That’s fine, most of the activities are on the site or docs 😁
@littlemisssunshine aka @kenzieever (Kenzie, Kenz, Lemonade)
@princessofaustralia24601 aka @princessofaustralia24602 (POA/Lizzie)
If this is a party, I need a dress. And this is exactly the type of dress I would have chosen in 2017.
*the room goes dark and several multicoloured spotlights focus on the entrance*
*then there’s a burst of light and I enter the room, sashaying like a runway model*
*i’m wearing a strapless white leotard covered in hundreds of tiny opals and diamonds that glitter pastel rainbow, a gold feather showgirl skirt, white lace fingerless gloves, a gold…[Read more]
I’ve got soda mix! *places the unbelievably sugared-up signature party drink on the table*
*eats a piece of cake, after magically making the frosting on my slice disappear because I don’t like frosting*
Gotta get my sugar up so my dance moves can be wilder!
(i’m listening to party music IRL right now)
*watches the frosting disappear*
Woah. Can you do that to mine too? I don’t like vanilla.
“OOOOH SODA MIX” *Berry grabs a bottle, opens it, and chugs*
Oh boy. Y’all get ready for THIS.
*Berry starts to vibrate up and down with a crazed look in her eyes and smile*
*then she SHOOTS into the air like a rocket, streaking sparkles behind her*
*Berry spread her arms and legs out and does flips in that position as she comes down*
*she puts her hands over her hand, lands and springs from her hands onto my feet and does tons more handsprings all around the room making silly noises*
*then she starts spinning and spinning like a top in a wild blur all around crashing into things left and right*
HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!!!
*jumps onto a table, picks up a bottle of soda mix, sets it on fire, and chugs the whole thing while it’s flaming, before leaping onto a table, screaming with victory, and yeeting the bottle*
*sees everyone’s horrified faces*
What? It’s a type of magic fire that can’t actually hurt anyone or destroy things, even though…[Read more]
So, um… anyone wanna sing something? I have a few songs I want to do
*picks up a jeweled mic that has fidget cube type additions*
OOOOH YES YES YES SING ‘EM
*i start snacking*
*Berry zips around and around and around the room, then freezes, then slowly falls over and passes out on the floor*
…Oh boy. Hold on.
*i grab a water gun and blast it in her face*
*she starts twitching and making irritated expression, eyes still closed*
“Ack–wha–uuugh!!” *she sits up, wiping her…[Read more]
*picks up the mic and the spotlights focus on me*
All right, I wanna hear everyone singing along!
*hologram Minecraft players and creepers appear as my backup dancers*
*music starts up and the crowd goes wild*
*the crowd simultaneously shouts “AWW MAN!”*
So we back in the mines
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
*Berry and I run up onto the stage, and I keep running into the wings as I adjust my headset mic while Berry turns to face the audience adjusting hers, then points offstage for a quick moment*
“D flat major!”
*the music starts up as she finishes getting her headset on*
*a gigantic book rises up on the stage, and Berry stands behind it,…[Read more]
(the censored words were “d.irty” and “bl.oody”)
(always forget about the censor… -_-)
*my cat hops onto my shoulder*
*I climb up one of the poles with a disco ball on it, and grab a streamer*
*then I leap off the pole and swing from the streamer like a vine, trailing glitter like Nyan Cat, which showers the crowd*
*I quickly summon you back before you fall into a swamp*
You didn’t need to teleport me back here. Part of this involved catching onto the side of the window and doing some climbing, so you actually ruined it.
*mutters the B word under my breath*
I can always toss you back out, if you’d like.
Also, come on- it’s what’s called an accident.
*my cat scratches me*
‘Sorry about her, she can be a little salty when people accidentally mess up what she’s doing.’
Ahhh am I late?!
*I appear in the room with a flash of light, dressed in a casual pair of khakis and a hoodie* Is this good? Or should I change into something else… *Another flash of light and I’m in a tux with a tie* Too classy? What about… *I transform into my Everboy uniform* No… I’ll just stick with the hoodie. *One last flash and I’m…[Read more]
I’m late too Uraza! Wait. Haiku?! (That’s my kitten, she’s a holy terror) How did you get in here?
*Haiku yowls ferociously and leaps towards a group of unsuspecting Evers*
*She starts tearing around the room, shrieking loudly*
I’m not even kidding here, this is what Haiku acts like every day. The dog gets very little sleep.
*Haiku notices @catsruleforever ‘s cat and glares jealously*
Haiku, leave the nice kitty alone. *Haiku, I’m serious…*
Young lady you leave that cat alone. Are you even listening to me?
I brought my unicycle. Unfortunately, Haiku hates my unicycle because it doesn’t squeak when she hits it (that’s what my dog does), so she might attack me.
*I go up on the stage*
*Two cold green-yellow eyes appear in the darkness behind me*
First, I will do a side mount!
*I side mount without falling on my face*
And now I will ride bac…[Read more]
*Cupcake walks up to Haiku and offers her a cute sparkly collar with jewels*
‘If you want it, you can dress up for the party. I take it you like to wreak havoc? That makes two of us. I’d love to be friends with you, we could get into some awesome exploits together!’
OK, gonna sing now!
This is a song parody that I wrote, set to to State Of Grace by Taylor Swift. It’s about my favourite anime character, Setsuna Higashi aka Eas!
*the lights go out
*a red spotlight focuses on me*
*you can see that my clothing has changed- I’m wearing a strapless sparkly red crop top, a “covering” (it covers nothing lol) that…[Read more]
*the lights go out, and when they come back on, my clothes have returned to what I was wearing when I walked into this party venue*
Hey, that reminds me, there’s a song parody I wrote that I could sing for the heck of it.
i know i said i had to go to bed, but guess who’s wide awake and doodling up a storm right now
(hey, do you have a tumblr account? i’m queensparklekitten, if you have tumblr i’ll follow you)
Okay, I’m just gonna go ahead and sing that song parody now.
“Oh! I can play along on the guitar, right?” *Berry takes her guitar out*
Oh, yeah, totally!
*Berry starts tuning her guitar while I head up the stage and stand in front of a standing mic*
This is a parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift. I made it into something that’s absolutely NOT a…[Read more]
Because not much has being going on these comments yet, and because we haven’t had one in FOREVER, I’m gonna start a FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
*i sma.sh a banana cream pie in @catsruleforever ‘s face*
*i start flinging donuts at @darkfire2010 and @ms-granger *
*Berry splashes @uraza169 with a pitcher of lemonade, then pours a barrel of hot…[Read more]
Because we seem to have hit a slow point, and because we haven’t done one of these in FOREVER I’m gonna start a FOOD FIGHT!!!
*i sm.ash a banana cream pie in @catsruleforever‘s face*
*i start flinging donuts @spiritdream112 and @ms-granger *
*Berry splashes @uraza169 with a pitcher of lemonade, throws a cake at @royalfudge, then flies over @m…[Read more]
*Berry yanks @ms-granger and @darkfire2010 out from their hiding places* “There’s NO hiding in a food fight!”
*i’ve set all the cupcakes cannons around the room, and now i set them all off*
*POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM POOM cupcakes pump out rapid-fire from all directions*
*Berry sends @darkfire2010 and @ms-granger spinning around the room…[Read more]
*magically deflects the pie*
Wait a second guys, not ready yet. Magical girl outfits are highly impractical for combat and magical girl-inspired outfits are just as much. Gonna quickly get myself some practicality.
*renews the spells I’ve done to prevent my hair, makeup, and outfit from getting messed up, stained, or wet, and then magically…[Read more]
*I walk in on the fight*
Woah. This is impressive.
*I wrap licorice around Twig and Berry, and throw Catsrule into a giant cake*
*Berry teleports us out of the licorice*
*she grabs it herself to use if need be*
*i switch into phoenix-dragon-unicorn-troll form and start shooting exploding pancakes at @royalfudge *
*eats the cake and then magically turns nearby hard candy into my armor which no one but me can remove, complete with spikes*
*then uses ice cream and popsicles to make those giant super-strong rock fist gloves and straight-up punches Berry out of the air, before doing the same to Fudge, Twig and Darkfire*
*I tumble through the air, landing on a giant cookie*
*I then throw exploding cucumbers at Catsrule*
*Berry pulls up a hand and a huge soda geyser springs up underneath @catsrulforever and sends her shooting into the air*
*she then lassoes her with the licorice (pinning her arms to her sides in the process) and yanks her to the ground with a CRASH, possibly doing some damage to the hard candy armor and ice-cream-and-popsicle rock fist gloves*
“Cove! 😀 ”
*i hit you in the face with an exploding pancake and Berry flings a cupcake that hits you in the face right afterwards*
*I use a spell to clean off Berry’s lemonade*
OH IT’S ON (and I’m not even a violent person)
Time to bring out the Asian Food Brigade!!
*I drop a signature giant dumpling on Twig, squashing her, and wrap Berry in a coffin of udon noodles*
*only the soda and licorice affected me, thanks to my armor, and the spikes on my armor cut up the licorice*
*I get back up and magically enlarge a pair of cookies, before giving them sharp spinning edges and putting them on indestructible string like yoyos/bolos, and giving my cat a smaller matching pair and armor of her own*
*me and my cat use…[Read more]
I should have known that would happen hahaha
*i wipe off my face*
*i pull on my gingerbread armor with a walnut helmet*
*I pull out my marshmallow slingshots and and put in some extra sour warheads*
*pulling back the slingshot I hit Elliot, berry, and catsrule in quick succession*
*the sour warheads explode in all their faces, burning off their…[Read more]
*i shrink down the Troll size, escape from between the bars of the cage, spring back to human size, and tackle @thecoven4ever to the ground*
*i stuff rotten tomatoes into her mouth, yank off her helmet and smack her in the face with it*
*i shove her face-first into a giant mound of ice cream and fling the helmet so it hits @royalfudge in the…[Read more]
*I bring up my hands as a burst of orange juice shoots from them, blocking the pieces of chocolate*
*I burrow into the ice cream mound, until it freezes around my body like a new suit of armour*
*I whirl around, pulling out my gumdrop bazookas*
*I fire a wall of gumdrops, surrounding Twig*
*I then grab a pretzel stick and pole vault to the top of…[Read more]
This feels like 2017, wow.
*I get out the fried chicken liver*
Prepare to suffer.
*I start pelting everybody with it*
*I clean myself off again and summon a giant rice cracker to use as a shield*
Ack, I should probably get some armor.
*I snap and am instantly covered from head to toe in a suit of White Rabbits, complete with a satchel full of broth bombs and dumplings*
*I throw a broth bomb at Fudge and it explodes, drenching her in hot pho broth*
*he gets up and lets you go*
If only because the fight is later tonight, and I need you alive.
This is why I love food fights. The potatoes and the GTO
*Shoots Orla with a bubblegum bazooka*
*Deflects the potatoes with another rice cracker and drops a giant vat of pudding on Cats*
*Berry waves her wand and tacquitos begin hailing down from above, sm.acking people in the head, starting with @catsforlife and @uraza169*
@thecoven4ever gets hit with one in the eye*
*Hailing Tacquitos by Parry Gripp begins to play*
*i grab some tacquitos from the floor and start to throw them at people*
*one of my first throws WHAPS @royalfudge…[Read more]
*two tacquitos fall on top of @catsruleforever ‘s head and I throw another that sm.acks her on the side of her head*
*I hide myself behind a barrier of food*
I am now refusing to join in. I want to swim!
YOU DON’T JUST “REFUSE” TO JOIN A FOOD FIGHT
*Berry teleports behind you, shoves you out from your hiding place and zips around you sticking pieces of cotton candy all over you*
*dodges the taquitos*
*then gets out an indestructible sharpened chocolate bar sword*
Oh, you wanna fight, huh? I’ll give you a fight.
*slashes at everyone in sight with the sword*
*several users in particular (Berry, @catsforlife , @ms-granger , and @uraza169 ) are cut deep enough to start bleeding*
*also uses the sword to deflect any food…[Read more]
I feel targeted. *I use marshmallow fluff to stop the bleeding and hide behind a giant gummy bear who starts throwing people around the room*
*I scoot over to Cats, bleeding heavily*
Hey, mind if I borrow some of that marshmallow fluff?
Ughhh I didn’t think food fights were supposed to get gory…
*ties a cloth napkin around my arm like a bandage*
*skewers a cupcake on one CatsRule’s spikes*
*Berry magically heals her wounds, conjures a duplicate of Catsrule’s sword and slashes HER in the face with that*
Oh yeah! SWORD FIGHT!
*dodges Berry’s blade and counterattacks*
*I use a noodle to lasso Twig and send her flying into a ballpit filled with boba pearls*
*i grab onto one of the disco ball poles with my hair before i can land in the ball pit and swing myself around so that @uraza169 gets swig in their instead*
*then i bite through the noodle lasso to free myself*
*Berry blocks @catsruleforever ‘s attack, pushes her back and slashes at @royalfudge *
*she doesn’t succeed in doing harm to her, but does wind up knocking a blade out of her hand*
*it slides across the floor*
*i grab it myself and slash @catsforlife ‘s gummy bear to bits which I begin throwing at people*
*I run away, and head onto the dance floor*
Anyone care to join me?
*I start dancing with Erin, and start making the lights change colour*
*my eye twitches*
*Berry glances back and forth between everycreature still fighting* “Um, are we going to let them go or should we continue to pull them back into the food fight?”
*me awkwardly walking in late*
ah, yes. 2017 parties were AWESOMESAUCETASTIC!!!!!!!
(remember that Twig? 😉 )
This is my collab with @kenzieever and @yaha12. Enjoy and leave a comment if u want to join our collab. The Tale of Athena and Guinevere: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aa7ulTVcnGRjpz2_y00pYQ1Jd8Z9Is7stK5tIx4rsjE/[email protected]&ts=5a8585b7&actionButton=1#
I need permission to open it (I clicked the request permission button, not sure whether you wanted me to do that or not)
Lady Lesso: Angelina Jolie
Clarissa Dovey: Imelda Staunton
Sophie: Mena Suvari
Beatrix: Emma Watson
Agatha: Kristen Stewart
Tedros: Liam Hemsworth
I totaly agree with Angelina Jolie as Lady Lesso! She totally looks like her! Great choice.
Hey Evs and Nevs — I have a new blog in the SCHOOL NEWS section, featuring updates on Book 5… stories from Book Tour… and so much more! Check it out now 🙂 And don’t forget to enter the new contest that @Joann just posted! xoxo, Soman