SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT: SGE Holiday Jingles

21st December 2018

Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of year again and Dean Sophie is putting on a huge holiday extravaganza. The problem? She’s a little short on musical numbers. (There can never be too many, of course.)

So she’s opening up submissions! For 50 extra credit points, write your best SGE Holiday Jingle in the comments. Do you have an ode to rotten vegetables? A ballad about kissing your prince under the mistletoe? Share it in the comments below!

As always, please keep your language clean (no swear words or other offensive language), the content PG, and have fun!

Note: You can submit as many jingles as you like! However, you’ll only receive extra credit for your first submission.

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  2. This is my version for Deck the Hall:

    Throw the Castor feet by window thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    This is party in path narrow thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    How we got Good-Evil happy thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    It's merge our Christmas Party

    Tell a blood and angel story thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    Make a dish that makes them happy thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    Everyone get a christmas presents thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    If Ever had crystall crown, Never get egg smells in own thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    Then they duel in battle area thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    No one have armor or sword now thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    Free to show on in front of them thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck thuck

    But no one of them sad, cause this Christmas

    No one of them sad.... (thuck thuck, thuck thuck)

    Cause.... (thuck thuck, thuck thuck)

    This Christmas! (thuck thuck thuck....)

    • Uh, Im sorry, the 'It's merge our Christmas Party' needs thuck-thuck-thuck too. :D

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