SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT: SGE Holiday Jingles

21st December 2018

Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of year again and Dean Sophie is putting on a huge holiday extravaganza. The problem? She’s a little short on musical numbers. (There can never be too many, of course.)

So she’s opening up submissions! For 50 extra credit points, write your best SGE Holiday Jingle in the comments. Do you have an ode to rotten vegetables? A ballad about kissing your prince under the mistletoe? Share it in the comments below!

As always, please keep your language clean (no swear words or other offensive language), the content PG, and have fun!

Note: You can submit as many jingles as you like! However, you’ll only receive extra credit for your first submission.

275 Comments

  1. Jingle bells

    Beatrix smells

    Sophie laid an egg

    Tedros lost his sword

    And Agatha got away

    HEY!

  2. Here is my Jingle #beforeNicola

    Sophie: "1,2,3 I love me,

    Agatha hates this song

    The Evers use a big big gong

    Bang

    Bang

    Bang"

    Hort: "Yes Sophie?"

    Sophie: "No Hort no"

    Hort: "But that was-"

    Sophie: "Just run away, you smell like pig and look like aaaaa fi-ig!"

    Agatha ( just came in): Are you and Hort singing together?"

    Sophie: "No, Hort's still at the door and you ruined the rest of my song!"

    Agatha: "The song that I hate?"

    Sophie: "Seee I even put that in the song."

    Hort (still at the door): "Sophie and Hort, Hort and Sophie,

    Hophie, Hophie, Hooophieee! We live forever and we kiss all day and we-"

    Agatha: " I do not want to here what comes next."

    Sophie: "Get out of here Hort!!! (turning to Agatha) 1,2,3 I love me,

    Agatha hates this song-"

    Agatha: "I hate this song, shut up, forget it!

    Sophie: " So what'd you want to say?"

  3. Here is my Jingle: #beforeNicola

    Sophie: "1,2,3 I love me,

    Agatha hates this song

    The Evers use a big big gong

    Bang

    Bang

    Bang"

    Hort: "Yes Sophie?"

    Sophie: "No Hort no"

    Hort: "But that was-"

    Sophie: "Just run away, you smell like pig and look like aaaaa fi-ig!"

    Agatha ( just came in): Are you and Hort singing together?"

    Sophie: "No, Hort's still at the door and you ruined the rest of my song!"

    Agatha: "The song that I hate?"

    Sophie: "Seee I even put that in the song."

    Hort (still at the door): "Sophie and Hort, Hort and Sophie,

    Hophie, Hophie, Hooophieee! We live forever and we kiss all day and we-"

    Agatha: " I do not want to here what comes next."

    Sophie: "Get out of here Hort!!! (turning to Agatha) 1,2,3 I love me,

    Agatha hates this song-"

    Agatha: "I hate this song, shut up, forget it!

    Sophie: " So what'd you want to say?"

  4. jingle bells

    hort smells

    sophie layed an egg

    tedros screamed

    agatha died

    everyone cried

  5. [Verse 1]

    The Evers are a chatterin'

    And the Nevers are sleepin'

    Christmas is comin'

    So get your ball gowns on!

    [Chorus]

    It's the holidays at School!

    Get your cocoa,

    Design a new dress,

    The Winter Ball is comin'!

    [Verse 2]

    Sophie puts her makeup on,

    Agatha and Tedros kiss.

    Holiday lights surround the school,

    And the fairies are getting anxious

    (Back to chorus)

    It's the holidays at School!

    Get your cocoa,

    Design a new dress,

    The Winter Ball is comin'!

    [Verse 3]

    Princes ask their girls,

    Hort stands alone.

    Sophie kisses Tedros,

    And Agatha pushes her away.

    (Back to chorus)

    It's the holidays at School!

    Get your cocoa,

    Design a new dress,

    The Winter Ball is comin'!

    Ohhh! Ahhhh!!

    The Holidays have come!

    By: meangirlkaren

    This wasn't following a tune, I just made up the lyrics, so not sure if it counts... :)

  6. (to the tune of we wish you a merry christmas)

    We wish Sophie to be happy, yes!

    We wish Sophie to be happy, yes!

    We wish Sophie to be happy, yes!

    And for her to like Hort!

    • Lol very funny. But Hort like's Nicola

  7. Sophie:On the first day of Christmas my Tedros gave to me a kiss on the cheek

    Tedros: no I didn’t

    Sophie: THATS NOT YOUR LINE

    On the second day of Christmas my Tedros gave to me 2 beautiful gowns and a kiss on the cheek

    Tedros: Still didn’t

    Sophie: On the third day of Christmas my Tedros gave to me

    Tedros: Okay that’s it

    Sophie: Tedros come back!

    TEEEEDDDDROOOSSSS!!!!!!

    (Agatha walks up)

    Agatha: On the first day of Christmas my Tedros gave to me a kiss on the cheek

    (Tedros yells) I DID!

  8. (Beatrice singing) Jingle Bells

    Agatha smells

    Sophie ate an egg

    Tedros kissed

    ME under mistletoe

  9. (The coven is singing)

    Jingle bells

    Tedros Smells

    Sophie laid an egg

    Agatha tackled a

    Hort with no pjs

    Hey!

    • Ha ha!!! That cracked me up!

      xxxxx D:

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