Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
While you are away on a two-day field trip to Putsi as part of your Advanced Poisons class, you entrust your beloved pet turtle to your roommate to take care of. When you return, you find that the turtle has died. Your roommate has no explanation – he insists that he just woke up and the turtle was dead. Do you:
On an Evil team project in Henchmen Training, your teacher gives you all the credit, even though your teammate did most of the work. As a reward for your diligent work, your teacher says you won’t have to eat gruel as usual for breakfast – but will get chocolate chip pancakes for a week. Do you:
During Swordplay, you’re sparring against a kid who absolutely despises you. When the teacher isn’t looking, the kid jabs you in a sensitive area. Do you:
The date you’re taking to the Snow Ball develops a hideous acne breakout the day before the Ball. Do you:
You are running late to class and if you are late one more time, then you’re certain to be sent to the Doom Room. But as you’re running to class, you notice a gnome who’s fallen and can’t get up. Do you:
Kiko is proposing a huge Evers Valentine’s Day Ball. What is your opinion of Valentine’s Day?
By the second week of class, it is clear your new Evil teacher is a complete idiot. Do you:
A witch known for capturing children in the Woods and baking them into pies is apprehended and brought to you for justice. What do you believe the appropriate sentence is?
On the first day of school, the most unpopular villain in the entire school asks if he can sit with you at lunch. Then you see the villains at the “cool table” waving you over to sit with them. Do you:
During a School Ball, a baby dove with a broken wing crashes to the dance floor during the last waltz, and is in severe danger of being crushed. Do you: