Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
You’re the Captain of your rugby team in the big match between Good and Evil. Your team is down 1 point with 5 seconds to go -- and as you score the winning goal, you fumble the ball to the ground. The teacher referee is from your school and calls it a goal. Do you:
On an Evil team project in Henchmen Training, your teacher gives you all the credit, even though your teammate did most of the work. As a reward for your diligent work, your teacher says you won’t have to eat gruel as usual for breakfast – but will get chocolate chip pancakes for a week. Do you:
You are running late to class and if you are late one more time, then you’re certain to be sent to the Doom Room. But as you’re running to class, you notice a gnome who’s fallen and can’t get up. Do you:
Your brother keeps sneaking out after curfew into the Woods -- but every morning he is there at breakfast again, safe and sound. When you confront him about it, your brother tells you to mind your own business. Do you:
Your friend thinks he’s a good dancer and signed up to dance in the talent show, but you know full well that he’s the worst dancer ever. Do you:
You see the sword of Tedros, King Arthur’s son, accidentally left on the school lawn. Tedros absolutely hates you and you’ve heard that the sword Excalibur has amazing magical powers. Do you:
Since you are the highest-ranked student in the School for Evil, Lady Lesso offers you a reward. You are allowed to choose any student from your school to be your own personal 'servant' for the next month, who you are allowed to abuse and torment at will. As you decide who will be your servant, do you:
The date you’re taking to the Snow Ball develops a hideous acne breakout the day before the Ball. Do you:
As you’re riding the Flowerground, you see a teenage boy in the train smack his sister. Do you:
You are invited to serve on the Student Disciplinary Committee of Good and Evil. The first offender brought in was caught cheating in the Trial by Tale, the life-or-death competition that can determine whether a student ultimately ends graduating as a hero, sidekick, or enchanted plant. Do you recommend:
